Fall by Colin McAdam

I ordered Fall for myself from my book rep because I’m a sucker for prep school stories, but it turned out to be one of those "literary" mysteries that fail at both ends of the hybrid, and it literally gave me a headache just to finish its gimmicky, pretentious, inconclusive ass. I could go on and one (like the author did), but there’s no percentage in flogging the obviously stillborn, is there?

Still, even the most obtuse literary gent seems to be able to come up with a few memorable sentences, and I share Colin’s best with you, gentle reader:

 

In Canada you can’t go out without shoes.

There’s a million mysteries and the ground’s electric I swear.

There’s peace there in her palm and we won’t have to talk.

She snots a lot when she cries.

I don’t know what to say so I say Fuck.

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Aztec Poem

 

We have come only to sleep

We have come only to dream.

It is not true, no, it is not true

That we have come to live on the earth.

 

At every spring the grass is renewed,

So do we too acquire form.

Our heart puts out shoots, grows green.

Our body begets a few flowers

And then lies withered.

 

– Anonymous

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The Little Stranger by Sarah Waters

The Little Stranger, Sarah Waters, Riverhead Books, $26.95.

A lot of Advance Reader Copies come through Aunt Agatha’s, but only a few of them find their way to the "maybe to be read" pile. There’s the authors I know and love like Stuart MacBride and Steve Hamilton, and then there’s the relative newcomers who have that ineffable something that makes me want to cull them from the herd. The Little Stranger by Sarah Waters was one of the latter, but it wasn’t until I saw in Entertainment Weekly that Stephen King had proclaimed it his favorite book of the year and (King’s opinion, I’m afraid, not being sufficient unto itself) learning that it had been short-listed for England’s prestigious Booker prize that I dug it out and actually read it.

The first thing I have to point out about The Little Stranger is that it’s not a mystery, but a ghost story. Traditionally in a mystery (think, say, The Hound of the Baskervilles) a supernatural entity may seem to be responsible for the mayhem, but in the end a human being is behind it all. In a ghost story it’s usually the reverse – I’ll leave the analysis of the current mania for a supporting cast of vampires, ghosts and zombies in novels of all kinds to a more subtle mind.

The other salient feature of the novel is that it’s just that, a novel, and a rather long one at that. To me, almost by definition, scary stories work best as stories, and the great masters of horror like E. A. Poe or M. R. James have almost exclusively used the shorter form. To readers accustomed to the eventful pace of the modern mystery The Little Stranger may seem a little leisurely.

It starts off as a kind of Brideshead Revisited tale of an outsider’s encounter with a venerable English family seat and the eccentric aristocrats within. The mother of the narrator Dr. Faraday had, in fact, been in service at the grand mansion known as "The Hundreds," and when he is first summoned to soothe a spooked maid he is treated as little more than a servant himself. Eventually he comes to know the widow Mrs. Ayers and her two adult children, Roderick and Caroline, as well as some of the troubling things that have been transpiring within the crumbling walls. In a the brave new world of a postwar England that seems haunted by its traditional ways, both the house and the family are undergoing a gradual decay, accompanied by uncanny events that are the result of either insanity or unearthly malevolence.

Gradual is the operative word here, but the slow accumulation of detail makes even the most subtle creepy and romantic developments more effective when they finally do occur. I found the last quarter of the book as gripping and atmospheric as any thriller, its understatement moving in a way that the special effects laden horror productions of today (like King’s) can’t manage. The Little Stranger is somewhat hobbled by the deficiencies – lack of pacing and clear resolution – that the "literary" novelist flaunts as badges of honor, but, all in all, it succeeds as an absorbing and rewarding read for those intrigued by the complex shadows of a good old fashioned ghost story.

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Little Lulu: Give Me That Head!

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Nice Pants, Coach

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Der Leiermann

There, beyond the village,

Stands a hurdy-gurdy player;

With numb fingers

He plays as best he can.

 

Barefoot on the ice

He totters to and fro,

And his little plate

Remains forever empty.

 

No one wants to listen,

No one looks at him,

And the dogs growl

Around the old man.

 

And he lets everything

Go on as it will;

He plays and his

Hurdy-gurdy never stops.

 

Strange old man,

Shall I go with you?

Will you turn your

Hurdy-gurdy to my songs?

 

– Wilhelm Muller

(translated by Richard Wigmore)

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Zipper

And I’m not afraid to use it!

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Crime Beat: Stuck on Coffee

Stabbed man puzzles police

Police are still puzzled by an incident involving a man with a 5-inch knife stuck into his chest who walked into a restaurant and ordered a coffee Sunday.

"His story is still questionable," Warren Police Commissioner William Dwyer said Thursday.

The 52-year-old man called 911 in Warren and said he was stabbed after a man tried to rob him.

The man told the operator to send an ambulance to Bray’s, a restaurant in neighboring Hazel Park.

While waiting for the ambulance, he cooly walked into the restaurant and ordered coffee, startling employees and customers, police said.

The restaurant manager was not available for comment Thursday.

The man, whom police have not identified, has recovered, according to police.

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The god centered life

from the New York Times

A woman who answered the door at Mr. Taylor’s trailer in the Beverly Hills Mobile Home Park in Bristol, Tennessee, said that she was his girlfriend and that they spent a lot of time talking about religion. "This is totally out of character for the person I know," said the woman, who identified herself as Barbara but would not give her last name.

Mr. Taylor was released in December 1998 from a Florida prison after serving four years for shooting his ex-wife. The St. Petersberg Times reported in 1993 that Mr. Taylor shot Karen Taylor three times as she was walking through a parking lot.

At the time, Mr. Taylor was wanted on the lewd and ascivious behavior charges from a 1991 case involving a 13-year-old.

More than a decade later, Mr. Taylor is behind bars again after the post office attack, which the federal postal inspector said Mr. Taylor had planned for months or years.

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