Category Archives: Culture

The Spirit of Christmas I totally believe in the spirit of Christmas – the only problem is that if there is a spirit of Christmas these days it’s an evil one. If you don’t believe me just go on down … Continue reading →

Things I really find, like really, you know annoying. 1. Like people who always know what day it is, and then like make fun of you because you don’t happen to be a big enough nerd to know the exact … Continue reading →

Crime Beat: Another Great Alibi from Ann Arbor Police Reports Two housemates returned and saw the thief near another home, so they called 911 and followed him until officers found him sitting on a ledge near the Frieze Building. The … Continue reading →

Library built she’s already in it, milk spilt she’s already cried and it, and in it. The dawn as come, but she’s already cracked it, the morning aborning in the budding and the scudding, a flock of running nylon passing … Continue reading →

Hello, my name is Alexander Smoot. I’ve come all the way from Kansas City, Missouri to tell you about an exciting new product that will make your toenails curl. It’s known to those of us in Kansas City as the … Continue reading →

Greetings! You may well wonder at what point it is appropriate to begin thinking about the Wax Bean Festival that will occur this October at the Wax Beans Grounds. The answer is simple for the time is now. Who can … Continue reading →

Here’s my short article about the bookfest for the Current magazine — god knows what the editors will do to it…   Don’t ever confuse a Book Festival with a Bookfest! While the Ann Arbor Book festival is a rather … Continue reading →

Coming soon:            The Next Work                   of the            Immensely Successful Beautiful and Extraordinary Author                who adds            Another Laurel               to his already WORLD WIDE REPUTATION         by his artistic rendition OF GREAT PROTEAN CHARACTERS         in … Continue reading →

This is one of the first artworks I’ve done where I used my methods to try to make someone look UGLY rather than beautiful. To me Pam Anderson is a grotesque freak composed of make-up and silicone — she seems … Continue reading →

Crime in These United States   Actual crime reports from the files of UBUTEC presented to you as a public service!     Duck beater faces charges   A Bridgeport man is expected to be ticketed for animal cruelty after … Continue reading →