Things that are like annoying!

Things I really find, like really, you know annoying.

1. Like people who always know what day it is, and then like make fun of you because you don’t happen to be a big enough nerd to know the exact specific day of the week it is. I mean really, what difference does it make as long as it’s not Monday, Friday Saturday or something. Do you think a really big star like Ashlee Simpson or Paris Hilton know like that it’s Wednesday or what ever? They just know it’s time to go to the club and hang out and be a famous celebrity like I’m going to be and then no one will make fun of me for not knowing what day it is. Who cares also what month it is because you know they can change in just one day from being like September and then being something like November or what ever, it kind of reminds me of math or punctuation or random stuff like that. Thanks to TiVo and computers and whatever we can now watch whatever TV show we want without worrying what day it is. I think people who who are always saying like don’t you even know what day it is you airhead are really like cavemen or something who don’t understand the 21st century. It’s not like I don’t know the names of the days of the week or whatever, or that I couldn’t find out by looking at my phone which I have to do all the time because I have so many messages from all my many friends who think I’m cute and don’t care if I know what day of the week it is or not anyway. Also the month and date too, and where different countries are and who is president or what ever.

Jimmy and I are going to the mall later and do you really think anyone at the mall cares what day and month it is unless they are like really big losers who have to work there or what ever. At the mall it’s always the same day and the clothes are cute no matter what supposedly interesting thing has happened in the news that day like an atom bomb or something, I mean who cares if some dumb funny looking guy wants to fool around with all that or terrorism or what ever as long as they don’t make me wear those black sheets those girls have to wear in those other countries in Egypt or whatever. So I’m really tired of people telling me that I don’t know things just because I don’t know things or whatever.

Big football game this weekend so I had to look real hot. I think pretty much everybody thought so. Then I pretty much laid around the house but also talked to Cinnamon and a bunch of other people. Parents can be a drag always telling you what day it is and all. I wish we got Columbo (?) day off or whatever even though he is some boring guy who lived like three zillion years ago who discovered Ohio or something.

Yo there’s my phone! Gotta Go! Peace out and shout out to all my buds and boys! Dog!

Brittni

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