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Celebrity

Posted on November 9, 2007 by ubu507

So finally, JENNIFER LOPEZ admits that’s she pregnant. Bully for her, but UBU has to cringe at the knowledge that reams of treacly publicity are sure to spew out of the baloney machine about the blessed event. Every time a … Continue reading →

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Dear Editor: Creche Keeping

Posted on November 7, 2007 by ubu507

Dear Editor: The citizens of Parkway are again facing their annual debate as to whether a creche of our blessed Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ and Master of All Nations should be allowed on municipal property or not. For … Continue reading →

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Scythians

Posted on November 6, 2007 by ubu507

Scythians   In a skin tent Covered with furs She’s been abducted by Scythians To be their deity and Is quite pleased with the situation She says I can visit her but When I return to my world It will … Continue reading →

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Quote Bag: A Dangerous Degenerate of the Ha-Cha Generation

Posted on November 3, 2007 by ubu507

Like scenes of horror reeled through a jerky projector the mad orgy staggered to its awful end. They brought an alienist to examine me and he said that I was not insane but that I was probably a dangerous degenerate. … Continue reading →

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KOAN

Posted on November 2, 2007 by ubu507

Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping? A: A rhetorical question.

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Reunion

Posted on October 31, 2007 by ubu507

Reunion   At the reunion We’re all in the courtyard Holding our drinks And then there’s Heather Standing in front of me Hey, it’s Heather I say Heather’s dead a girl says spitefully But it doesn’t seem to bother Heather

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Statue

Posted on October 30, 2007 by ubu507

Statue   One night the house of the alchemist Burns to the ground and he disappears   Only I know about the secret basement I sneak to the still smoking ruins Uncover the trap door and go down   There’s … Continue reading →

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Waiting For Heather Part Three

Posted on October 26, 2007 by ubu507

Waiting For Heather Part Three (Disequilibrium)   Strangely enough, when I heard the sound of a car that night I didn’t jump up thinking maybe it’s her the way I had so many times before. Somehow I just knew, and … Continue reading →

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The Green Face by Gustav Meyrink

Posted on October 24, 2007 by ubu507

I’m still getting delayed gratification from my recent decadent literature jag – some of the Dedalus books I ordered were out of stock and they’ve been slowly trickling in. One such is Gustav Meyrink’s The Green Face (translated by Mike … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: Slow Learner

Posted on October 23, 2007 by ubu507

Woman catches fire while smoking A 90-year-old Ypsilanti woman remains in critical condition at the University of Michigan Health System after she was injured Thursday when he oxygen system caught on fire while she was smoking. U-M spokeswoman Carolyn Brink … Continue reading →

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