Purple

Purple

 

Lying on the beach

Like an hourglass

Out of heaven

Cast down in

Undoubted splendor

The slouching goddess

Garmented in light

Paler yet there

Her all too evident maturity

Concealed in dead silence

Delusive delicious daring

As contemptuously beautiful

As a temple mask

My fine fishermaid

With the air of an empress

And a wave of command

Go and wash this filthy whiteness

In the dissolving blue yes

Golden hazed and exquisitely scented

Hasty and careless yet

The cynosure of the future

The glowing center of a mystery

That rises and falls

Under the purple polka dots

Of her bikini

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Annals of Crime: Take This Job and Shove it!

CRIME BEAT

Fired woman assaults co-workers

A 21-year-old Ann Arbor woman who was fired from her job Wednesday is accused of slapping her boss and putting another employee’s face through a computer screen, Ann Arbor police said.

The woman worked at the Holiday Inn in the 3600 block of Plymouth Road. Her 61-year-old supervisor said he terminated her Wednesday at 3:30 p.m., and she slapped him in the face before walking out of his office.

A 21-year-old employee who was exiting the restaurant area at the time said the fired employee suddenly grabbed her by the back of the neck and pushed her face into a computer screen, shattering it.

The fired employee fled. The supervisor and other employee both suffered minor injuries.

Police have not yet located the suspect.

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Bethany: Part XIII: Conclusion

Hey, I must have been the MVP of the Super Bowl — cause I’M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD! (If that ice storm doesn’t ground us). But you, the UBU public, will be the losers, because there want be any missives from the UBUVERSE for at least a week. But to hold you over I give you something that would reward a year of contemplation — The fabulous conclusion of BETHANY:
 
 

Bethany: Part XIII

 

But of course there’s love and then there’s love – the ancients recognized almost as many kinds of love as the Eskimos do snow, but in today’s black and white world the only one society sanctions is the love, marriage, baby carriage variety, and, despite, the tenderness of that sylvan night, both Bethany and I knew our relationship wasn’t going to lead to any of that. In a way you could see the whole thing as cold, clinical even, just two people using each other to promote their own individual agendas, me trying to research a character I one day realized was very worth knowing, and Bethany remedying the few gaps in her otherwise complete education, and, in fact, after that night our affair seemed to gradually lose momentum. Bethany’s attention was already focused ahead to college, as she plotted out her inevitably great success there, while I was becoming preoccupied with the coming summer to end all summers, in Cape May, where Heather, Virginia and I were to pursue yet another winding in our convoluted destinies.

But love, even our seemingly rational kind, is inexorable. True, once we were both in college, we hardly ever saw each other, but when we did, like that weekend she came to my school to visit our mutual friend Bets, we always seemed to end up together in a quite compromising (if enjoyable) position. When we were both back in Pittsburgh four years later there were more opportunities, and even after she married, had multiple babies and became quite respectable, the results when we met were quite often the same. We were intimate but not close, and when either of us wanted something we weren’t supposed to, or needed a favor we didn’t want to explain, we turned to each other.

Which brings me to exactly where I am now (remember?). Even though I’m not sure why I’m at the tower and can’t really recall how I got here, it’s no surprise to me that I’m with Bethany and that she’s the one that drove me here. And now that I’ve kissed her I’m not at all sure I want to get out of the car.

But in the back of my mind, behind all that stuff I simply can’t remember, is something else, something I don’t want to remember, and as I sit here, gradually waking up, coming to myself, surrounded by this subtle but oppressive sickly sweet smell, still feeling the press of her dry lips, I can’t keep it away anymore, the dark end of Bethany’s story.

"Jesus, Bethany, wait a minute…" And then Bethany, Bethany who worked in a hospital and who’d always been this glowing, healthy person, got sick. Even though she’d struggled and strategized with all her considerable fortitude and ingenuity, death had proven even more inexorable than love. "Bethany!" I’d visited her about a few weeks before the end, when she thought it was still important to believe she was going to beat it, but was beginning to realize she wasn’t, and it still stands as one of the most painful moments in my life, especially since I had no more official place in her death than I’d had in her life. "I mean you are, aren’t you? That’s not a dream."

"No, no, it’s not."

"Oh, man, oh, shit." I feel hot, sick, panicked, clawing for a door handle I can’t seem to find.

"Will you calm down, UBU?"

"Calm down! Well, first of all, Bethany, first of all you’re dead, O.K.?"

"You think I don’t know it?"

"And I’m sitting in this fucking car with you and I just fucking kissed you…"

"Yes."

"And second," I gesture vaguely toward the Tower, as if it represents the whole of the outside world. "Second – don’t you realize that after all this, don’t you realize what they’re going to say about me, your family and your friends and everybody, about me being with you and talking about you this way? They’re all going to go nuts, about how I dishonored your name, how I exploited the memory of a dead woman, dragged you through the mud and all that."

"Oh, no, UBU, can’t you see? I want to be here, I want you to think about me this way, to talk about me like this. They’re all – I’m so tired of being someone’s shining star or perfect angel and all that stuff. You’re the only one who still thinks of me as a woman, a woman who eats and drinks and fucks, a woman who’s alive, and that makes me feel…" She chokes up and sobs, and I finally look her full in the face again, realizing that she can’t cry any more. "Makes me feel like I’m me again." She tries to collect herself, wiping at the tears that aren’t there. "Right here. I know that right here is the only place that I’m still alive. So don’t stop. Don’t let them stop you."

"Bethany." I put my hand to her cold cheek. "You know, I never had a chance to say good-bye."

"No," she said. "No, and don’t you ever say it."

"Right, Bethany, I just…"

"Just go, all right? Don’t be a smart ass for once. Just go on up to the Tower and do all your stupid things. We’ll be together again soon enough.’

"O.K., sure, fine." This time I find the handle easily enough and step out of the car, then look back to her. "See you."

"Yes," she says. "Yes, you will."

I start walking to the Tower.

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Helen of Troy by Bettany Hughes

Helen of Troy: The Story Behind the Most Beautiful Woman in the World by Bettany Hughes (Vintage Books, paperback $16.95)

 

I think my fascination with Helen of Troy began when I first saw her picture in my beloved copy of D’Aulaire’s Book of Greek Myths in third grade. She’s in the foreground, indolently combing out her beautiful, long blond locks, not really paying attention to the warriors in the middle ground, one of whom is impaling the other with a long spear for her sake, while in the background, sitting on the walls of a burning Troy, are more interested spectators, the gods, cheering on their individual favorites. But this image of Helen as sort of the original femme fatale is just one of the many ways she has appeared throughout history, a fantastically prismatic and resonant character, as is made evident in the fascinating new book by Bettany Hughes called Helen of Troy: The Story Behind the Most Beautiful Woman in the World (interestingly enough the hardback subtitle was Goddess, Princess, Whore – I guess that last word didn’t work for some people). It’s just the kind of book I like, a multi-disciplinary exploration of a single theme, a combination of history, travel narrative, literary criticism and art history, all the muses analyzing the image of Helen.

Hughes seems to have read everything ever written about Helen, scrutinized every artwork portraying her and traveled to every spot associated with her, and weaves in the factual, the interpretive and the personal to produce a most compelling narrative. I read it slowly because I was so interested in every page. I learned quite a few things, even though I’ve been a Helen fan for quite a while.

One the first things that stuck me was that even though we think of her as Helen of Troy, she wasn’t a Trojan native, and, in fact, the whole Trojan episode was just an isolated part of her life. She was really Helen of Sparta, a late bronze age ruler, and I was surprised to learn that Spartan woman were relatively emancipated, active and vocal, called “thigh flashers” by the other Greeks for their love of outdoor exercise, much more like the modern American gal than the favorites of modernity, the Athenians, whose women were domesticated, kept indoors and silent. I ran across a quote from Plato’s report of Socrates’s defense of himself from the Apology which expresses this “enlightened” society’s view of the female: I think such men would bring dishonor to our state, so that any stranger would suppose that the Athenians, who excel in virtue, and who are chosen by their fellow-citizens for public offices and other dignities are no better than women.

In contrast Hughes presents an alluring picture of the young adolescent girls of Sparta gathering saffron, playing games, singing in lyric choruses and taking part in various cultic celebrations of the female spirit. There’s a photograph in the book of a lovely bronze statue from 500 B.C. of a Spartan girl dancing that looks very much like one of the field hockey players you may see in the UBUART to the right.

Another factor I hadn’t thought of was Helen’s divinity. Her father was, after all, Zeus, who appeared in the form of a swan to knock up her mother, Leda. Of course back then (and not that long ago) royalty was often conflated with divinity, especially in a society which was almost certainly matrilineal and perhaps even goddess centered. Hughes reports that Helen has been honored as a fertility and love goddess in the region, and is still respected in folk religion as a bringer of beauty and germination. Barbara G. Walker in The Woman’s Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets claims that “she was worshiped as an orgiastic deity,” and finds a White Goddess explanation for the Trojan War:

Trojan Helen married Menelaus, “Moon-king,” who was promised immortality because he made a sacred marriage. However, Helen left him and went home with her new Trojan lover Paris, so Menelaus lost both his immortality and the Trojan fiefs that Helen’s “matrimony” brought. He sailed with his armies to get her back, and this was the start of th legendary Trojan War which pitted patriarchal Greeks against matriarchal Trojans.

Be that as it may, Helen was certainly was, as Hughes says, “a prism through which Aphrodite’s power shines,” an emanation and avatar of the love goddess.

It’s interesting to also see her as a variety of La Belle Dame sans Merci Barbara Fass wrote of in the book of the same name (see the A Mused essay which graced RADIOFREEUBU for much of December), a superhuman entity who tries to lure men into a foreign, timeless realm, with the Greeks being the Tannhauser of the tale and Troy being the Magic Mountain. Certainly, as Hughes delineates, she has acted as an inspirational muse throughout history, inspiring a plethora of pictorial and written works, with her role in the Faust legend as a prime example. I’ve also always been fascinated by her role in the theology of my all time favorite religious figure, SIMON MAGUS, a bit of which was quoted in Wednesday’s installment of this blog. Interestingly as I web searched some of the concept of Ennoia, the “first thought,” which Simon held was incarnate in both Helen of Troy and his companion, the prostitute Helene, I came across a book called Eunoia by one Christian Bok. Eunoia, “well mind” the shortest word in English that contains all five vowels, doesn’t mean the same thing as ennoia, but the book is about – can you guess? – Helen of Troy. I guess that’s freaky enough, but I found a portion of it on – dig this – a web site called UBUNET. Too bad the book itself, a contemporary avant garde novel based on using words limited to a single different vowel in each chapter, is basically unreadable, and, like most of its ilk,  more an academic concept than a living breathing work of art.

Helen of Troy isn’t a perfect book – sometimes it seems a little choppy, as if all the pieces of the puzzle Hughes found don’t quite fit together, and, indeed, there are a couple of shards she awkwardly sticks on at the end as appendices. I also wish the artwork had been better coordinated with the text, if not next to the reference at least with a parenthetical figure number pointing to the discussed work. But all in all it was a excellent, absorbing, intelligent read, and I highly recommend it.

Of course along with the hook up of Leda and her swan swain, the mythological even that most affected Helen’s life was the Judgment of Paris, in which he chose between Hera, Athena and Aphrodite in a sort of Miss Olympus contest with a golden apple as tiara. This was another story and D’Aulaire’s illustration that preoccupied me mightily as a child. Which would I choose? As presented in D’Aulaire’s, in a way it’s a choice we all make, between worldly success (Hera), love (Aphrodite) and wisdom (Athena). (Hughes, with probably more authenticity, says Athena in her more martial aspect, offers invincible prowess in war, but I prefer the children’s version). When I was in grade school I was sure Athena was my girl, that I would go for wisdom, but, after puberty, when I came across my own Helen, and got shafted by that guy Eros, I could hear, as many men have, the snickers of Aphrodite, and have since been a fool for love. As Helen proved, it’s in some ways the strongest force on earth. The great modern mystery writer William Kent Krueger sums it up beautifully at the end of his excellent forthcoming novel Thunder Bay:

The biggest word in the human vocabulary has only four letters and no definition that’s ever been adequate. We love our dogs. We love our children. We love God and chocolate cake. We fall in love and fall out of love. We die for love and we kill for love. We can’t spend it. We can’t eat it when we’re starving or drink it when we’re dying of thirst. It’s no good against the bitter cold of winter, and even a cheap electric fan will do more for you on a hot summer day. But ask most human beings what they value above all else in this life and, five’ll get you ten, it’s love.

 

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About Helen

Here’s some excerpts that appealed to my wayward nature from the excellent book Helen of Troy: The Story Behind the Most Beautiful Woman in the World by Bettany Hughes, a full review of which will appear in Friday’s hardhitting edition of RADIOFREEUBU:

The scene is enigmatic. But the proliferation of trees and vegetation suggests that a fertility rite is in progress. And the poppies make one thing clear – these women are employing narcotics to approach their gods.

A number of women are dancing through lilies, while a figure hovers above them: the ecstatic hallucination of a transported priestess perhaps – or a vision of a godhead conceived by a worshiper who had enjoyed the mind altering gift of the goddess?

Whether or not it was sexualized, the female breast was certainly idolized in the Late Bronze Age. Women appear with bare breasts during rituals involving trees and plants clearly associating the mature female figure with a celebration of fertility and procreation.

Simon Magus’s teachings appeared to have advanced sex as a path to salvation. According to Hippolytus’s Refutation of All Heresies, Simon endorsed ideals of free love, and his followers had a proclivity to drug abuse and sexual excess. They used aphrodisiacs and love charms, they summoned up demons and they tampered with men’s dreams…it is certain that this was a sect that both embraced women, and promoted the idea of a charismatic, potent female.

The Eunoia was then reincarnated as (among others) Helen of Troy – a female spirit, the very cognition of God himself, trapped inside an exquisite female body. This female spirit in the form of Helen of Troy is taken and abused by many men, polluted by many lovers.

Simon Magus first caught sight of Helene as she held a torch one night on a rooftop in Tyre.

Helen was put on earth to catalyze desire. And for three millennia she has been hated for it: because in entertaining desire, we recognize our needs and our disappointments. Helen embodies mankind’s drive to covet, yearn, raven for what it does not have.

Female divinities seem to have been worshiped with the most frenzied devotion at extreme points in the landscape.

Perhaps even, in this case, she was someone whose sexual power was indeed so marked that it was presumed by her peers (people who made little distinction between the physical and the spiritual) that she must be some kind of human incarnation of the spirit of fecundity.

 

 

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From the Annals of Crime: Hanger Damage

CRIME BEAT

Teen may face assault charge

A 16-year-old resident of Yost House in Ann Arbor said another teen threw a crutch at him and attacked him Saturday evening, city police said.

The youths were inside the group home for boys on Yost Boulevard when the assault occurred just before 10 p.m. Saturday. The victim said two boys were throwing hangers at each other, then one threw a crutch, striking him.

The 16-year-old suspect admitted he hit the other boy and said he was upset because the youth called him "soft" earlier in the day.

 

And here’s my favorite headline which pretty much speaks for itself:

WOMAN CLEARED IN LOSS OF HAND

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Ice Sphinx

Ice Sphinx

 

Austral storm wild saxifrage

Island or continent

Spartan queen antarctic sphinx

A fragment of Sophia

With singular meaning

The framework of humanity

Appalling and irresistible

Grace and freedom of being

That which ignites desire

Under the action of Plutonian forces

Pertinaciously observed

The color of your words

Dim wan masses

Clangorous birds

Breasting the wind

Passing in screaming flocks

The rollers on the rocks

By that immense ocean

Of life ineffable

A rough and hollow sea

Of certainty celerity effect

Repose in movement

A rocking in a dream

Eleven years in a few words

A colossal magnet

The contact producing

This strange luminosity

Lit with shooting nerves

An electric snowstorm

Fiery rays polar aurora

The curtain of flickering vapors

Flecked with luminous dots

Huge medusas exquisitely tinted

Relucent treasure in unabated light

That limitless cataract

Lost in the vastness of the zenith

The sounding line in hand

Sometimes luffing

Sometimes square before the wind

No manifest obstacle before us

Yet crash succeeds crash

The rudder unships

Its creator forbidding desire

The crest of the summit

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nostalgia

From The Bacchae of Euripides

Translated by Gilbert Murray

 

Some Maidens –

 

Will they ever come to me, ever again,

The long, long dances,

On through the dark till the dim stars wane?

Shall I feel the dew on my throat, and the stream

Of wind in my hair?

Shall our white feet again gleam

In the dim expanses?

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A Moment of True Feeling

Wow, am I on a hot streak or what? I saw ANOTHER GREAT MOVIE! NOTES ON A SCANDAL is wonderful, haunting and intelligent. It faces quite a tricky subject without making a single wrong move. And of course the acting is bravura – watching CATE BLANCHETT and JUDI DENCH on the same screen is like watching two virtuosos playing a duet. KUDOS. To my mind the both deserve OSCARS – isn’t JENNIFER HUDSON’s more of a SINGING than ACTING achievement? Everybody knows I love HELEN MIRREN to death, BUT isn’t there a difference between IMPERSONATION and CREATION? And why wasn’t the picture itself nominated? What hold does CLINT have over the Academy?

But that’s not what I came here to rave about. The other night I couldn’t sleep and went semi-late night channel surfing again, which is almost always a completely depressing commentary on the sad state of our culture. Some times I just keep looking for ONE thing that’s not totally fake, stale or manipulative, and say I’m going to go back to bed when I find it, but too often I realize that would mean I’d have to stay up all night! I’m getting the same creepy fascination with FOX news these days that I used to have with the 700 club or the PTL club. It’s the same old crap, but it’s getting increasingly surreal and cut off from reality. Take THE BELTWAY BOYS for instance, a couple of "insiders," who don’t seem to know their ass from a hole in the ground, as if the FAILURE of the BUSH REGIME hasn’t been totally self evident. I mean, really, don’t they know that the era of old white guys patronizingly telling us that they know best went out with RUMMY? They don’t talk about the big subjects like IRAQ anymore, only about NANCY PELOSI’s airplane trips, which were O.K. for the male Republican speaker but outrageous for her. You can see where FOX is going already, slimeing OBAMA and CLINTON in their time honored way while expressing their expert opinion that, yes, GIULIANI, looking at it totally objectively, would probably be the best president since LINCOLN. You got to love FOX for their shamelessness – their idea of a panel discussion is to have four people with the EXACT SAME VIEWS. Here’s a disagreement – FORTUNE: All in all, I think it’s pretty obvious that, simply looking at the facts BUSH has done a pretty fine job. WALL STREET JOURNAL: I’m afraid I’ll have to contradict you there. That’s not at all the case. I’m afraid the facts show he’s done a FANTASTIC job. FOX HACK: Wouldn’t PERFECT really be a better word?, etc.

Then there’s the infomercials, the Sly Stallone movies, the Ultimate Fighting matches, the Adam Sandler "comedies," the religious extortion shows, not to mention MTV’s reality shows featuring THE PRIZEST MORONS IN THE LAND both AMATEUR and CELEBRITY!

But then I found it – a moment of true grace and beauty. I’d flipped through the GRANDE OLE OPRY before – sometime they have authentic older artists who are great, but this time there was some rock band lineup group with a lead singer with hair like that guy in the GOO GOO DOLLS who delivered a slab of synthetic plastic country cliches that had the yokels singing and clapping along. But when I got back to it on the next wave of surfing, there was a sort of stillness, a pretty but not glamourous woman (not a girl) standing there in a dress just swaying to the pedal steel intro to what sounded like a classic country song. She was backed up by a bunch of silver headed professionals who were really squeezing country out of their instruments. And then she opened her mouth – it was beautiful and technically brilliant without being showy and understatedly expressive of a world of heartbreak. The song was great too, with lilting melody and simple poetry. They finished the tune as well as they started and bowed simply to muted applause. That was it – I could go to bed – a moment of true feeling and art — like that scene at the end of John Osborne’s THE ENTERTAINER when OLIVIER sings that old spiritual.

But of course UBU is always thinking. Who the hell was that? If there had been an introduction, I’d missed it. The singer wasn’t THAT old (younger than ancient old UBU anyway) so she really couldn’t be one of the legendary fossils they dig up every so often. Was she a has been who’d had a hit ten years ago with this song? (Which I gathered was called PLEASE DON’T TELL ME HOW THE STORY ENDS).

Back in the day, you’d never know, but in progressive today, thanks to the internet such things are easily tracked down. Imagine my surprise when I learned it was singer/songwriter JOAN OSBORNE making her OPRY debut. She blew away all the contemporary country pretenders, but she isn’t really a full time country singer at all, just a great singer who has made a country album PRETTY LITTLE STRANGER. And the song was by the great KRIS KRISTOFFERSON, who really was a RHODES SCHOLAR, and writes the most poetical, literate and intelligent songs in the genre. I guess I’d heard of Joan and that GOD song she did way back when but I’d never really listened or seen her before. But, baby I’m in love now, and I ordered PRETTY LITTLE STRANGER and RELISH and downloaded PLEASE DON’T TELL ME because I couldn’t wait for the album to get here.

You know my favorite philosopher SCHOPENHAUER was mostly pessimistic, but found the one consolation in life to be the appreciation of beauty, of true art, that eternal moment of selfless rapture that allows us to escape causality, time and the burdens of being. So for one of those moments I lift my loving cup to you, JOAN! MAZEL TOV, baby!

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