Thought For The Day

 
If you find yourself chewing the memory card in your cellphone to destroy any record of your misconduct, something has gone terribly wrong with your character.
 
— Robert S. Khuzami
    SEC Enforcement Director
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Archie’s Angst

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Happy Halloween!

 

Another clap of thunder burst over them; the lightning rolled in ten thousand fantastic shapes, along the enameled green, and appeared burning up the verdure, and transfixing every living animal that came within reach of its malevolence. The lake appeared one sheet of rolling fire, and, as they viewed it from the pavilion, they thought it emitted from amidst the sulphurous flames several hideous phantoms, whose dreadful howlings sounded on the ear, and struck each trembling hearer with more than mortal horror. The frightful fiends quitted the lake, and approached the pavilion, where, overcome by their fears, the whole assembly sunk upon their knees, earnestly imploring the protection of Heaven.

The spectres advanced, and, in a few minutes, surrounded the pavilion. It is impossible to say whether the terrors of those within, or the horrors of those without, were the greatest; both were terrible. The fiends formed a circle round the trembling group, and while the whole system of nature appeared convulsed by contending elements, the horrid phantoms performed a mystic dance; loud and tremulous claps of thunder rent the air, as they sang with infernal rapture the following lines:

Round his circle let us hie,

Swifter than the eagle’s eye.

Let us tune the mystic lay;

Let us mark our destin’d prey;

Let us snatch a burning brand.

Sear each caitiff in his hand;

Then each subject we shall know,

Whether here or far below.

Let not virtue, let not fear

Claim from us a single tear.

Tear his vitals, drink his gore.

Then our solemn rites are o’er.

This ended, they rushed tumultuously into the pavilion. The senses of all there had been for some minutes harrowed up by terrors inexpressible. They had involuntarily dropped upon their knees, and with the utmost fervency imploring Heaven for protection. Each fiend caught, with diabolical eagerness, its desired object, and they were about to put their horrid threats into execution, when…

from The Haunted Palace or The Horrors of Ventoliene: A Romance

by Mrs. Yorke, 1801

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Smoke Ghost

Kurt Schwitters Undbild
 

 

from "Smoke Ghost"

There was a washed-out advertisement of some ancient patent medicine on the nearest wall. Superficially it was like ten thousand other drab city roofs. But he always saw it around dusk, either in the smokey half-light, or tinged with red by the flat rays of a dirty sunset, or covered by ghostly wind-blown white sheets of rain-splash, or patched with blackish snow; and it seemed unusually bleak and suggestive; almost beautifully ugly though in no sense picturesque; dreary, but meaningful. Unconsciously it came to symbolize for him certain disagreeable aspects of the frustrated, frightened century in which he lived, the jangled century of hate and heavy industry and total war. The quick daily glance into the half darkness became an integral part of his life.

– Fritz Leiber

 
 
 
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Senior Cut Day

She plopped onto my lap 

Beer sloshing over the lip

Of her plastic cup Whoops 

 

Damn I gave her a bear hug

Am I a lucky guy or what

 

Well, damn she said You

Might just get even luckier

 

She was wearing those

Little white shorts

And as she wriggled

I got hard beneath her

 

Oh, my she laughed

Was it something I said? 

 

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Crime Beat: That’s What I Call A Party!

 

A Van Buren Township man was shot in the leg during a party at an Ann Arbor hotel early Saturday morning, police said.

Officers were dispatched to the Executive Hotel for a shots fired call about 12:30 a.m. and took statements from the people remaining at the scene about hearing a gunshot during a pay-for-entry party inside a ballroom.

Most of the crowd, estimated at about 160 people at its height, was gone when police arrived and no one reported any injuries or evidence of gunshots being fired.

About 90 minutes later, detectives were called to respond to the St. Joseph Mercy Hospital emergency room for a man who was being treated for a gunshot wound to the leg.

The 29-year-old man said he was at the party and did not realize he had been shot until he noticed blood on his pants awhile after leaving the party. The wound was not life threatening.

The man was dancing with the mother of his child when his girlfriend became upset and confronted the woman. He tried to intervene as their argument escalated, and was mistaken by other party-goers as assaulting one of the women, he said.

Another man confronted him and the shot was fired, causing most of the crowd to flee. Police said a suspect description was not available.

 

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Actual Conversation

 
Young Fellow: Are you the manager?
 
Your Local UBU: We don’t have managers here.
 
Young Fellow: Well, are you the person I would talk to about applying for a job?
 
Your Local UBU: We don’t have jobs here.
 
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Blackhead

 

I felt like a puss oozing blackhead, filled to bursting with something that was not me.

 

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