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from “The Third Translation”

While I was doing my master’s at Columbia, she said, I discovered that most women’s studies and humanities departments were engaged in a form of hypocritical liberal fascism, victimization, and debilitating group-think strategies that eventually were swamped in a morass of ambiguity and academic jargon that prohibited the real ideas present to make a dent in anything beyond the theoretical models.
 
— Matt Bondurant
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Health Care Reform

This is, of course, a political victory for President Obama, and a triumph for Nancy Pelosi, the house speaker. But it is also a victory for America’s soul. In the end, a vicious, unprincipled fear offensive failed to block reform. This time, fear struck out.

— Paul Krugman

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The Hairy Arm by Edgar Wallace

 
Edgar Wallace was very successful in his time (he wrote King Kong) but not read much today in the English speaking world. In fact the people that most often ask for him are German tourists who tell me a bunch of German movies with Klaus Kinski were made for television from Wallace’s books, ensuring his continued popularity there. I’d read a couple novels by him that didn’t move me but I was knocked out by "The Hairy Arm" (1924) a fast moving, very nutty tale leavened with tasty British circumlocution and understatement, very much like my beloved E. Phillips Oppenheim. Here’s a little piece I put together from various sentences of "The Hairy Arm":
 

Is your trouble of mind or body incurable? Do you hesitate on the brink of the abyss? Does your courage fail you? Write to Benefactor, Box 507.

Sir Gregory Penne was no less and no more than a slave to his appetites. Born a rich man, he had never known denial of his desires.

He was elemental; an animal invested with a brain; and yet he must be something more than that if he had held a high administrative position under the government.

Penne was sitting cross-legged on a silken divan, his eyes watching the gyrations of a native girl, as she twirled and twisted to the queer sound of native guitars played by the solemn-faced men in the darkened corner of the room. Gregory wore a suit of flaming red-colored pajamas, and his glassy gaze and brute mouth told Stella all that she wanted to know about her evil friend.

 

A terrible figure he was in the girl’s eyes, something unclean, obscene. The scarlet pajama jacket gave his face a demonical value, and she felt herself cringing from him. He was quick to notice the action, and his eyes glowed with the light of triumph. He looked down at her malignantly, ruffling his scanty hair in drunken perplexity. It was as though all the foulness in his mind found expression in the demoniacal grimace. "If you’re not a liar, you’re a piece of cheese!"

"The cave-man method is fairly beastly, even when the cave-man does his own kidnapping. When he sends an anthropoid ape to do his dirty work, it passes into another category."

"So that’s your line, is it? I thought you were a pal."

"You think I want a change, do you? Well, I do! I want friends who aren’t murderers."

"Say, if that woman’s disposition is sweet, the devil’s made of chocolate!"

"You’re a beast – the kind of beast you seldom meet except in books and locked rooms."

For a long time they sat looking at one another, the orang-outang and the girl.

She could have laughed at the mishap, but for the eerie loneliness of her new surroundings.

And here the floor was littered with queer white sticks. There were thousands of them, of every conceivable shape and size. They showed whitely in the gleam of the lantern in the crevices of the rocks. She stooped and picked one up, dropping it quickly with a cry of horror. They were human bones!

A HEAD FOUND ON CHOBBHAM COMMON EARLY THIS MORNING COME TO LEATHERHEAD POLICE STATION AT ONCE

Michael Brixton had known many beautiful women, women in every class of society. He had known the best and the worst, he had jailed a few, and he had watched one face a French firing squad one gray, wintry morning at Vicennes.

"She was a little mad and indescribably dirty," said Michael in disgust.

As for Sir Gregory Penne, the grossness of the man and his hobbies, the sordid vulgarity of his associations, were more than a little sickening.

And only by adopting toward him the attitude which the enthusiastic naturalist employs in his dealings with snakes was Michael able to get a grip on himself.

Within reach of his hand was his heavy-caliber Browning. A move on the old man’s part and he would lie maimed on the ground. Michael was dealing with a homicidal maniac of the most dangerous type, and he would not hesitate to shoot.

Michael’s jaw dropped. "Moses!" he gasped. "I am the villain!"

Michael had an insane desire to kiss the raw skin, but restrained himself.

The shriek of a man half crazy with fear is not nice to hear.

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Thinking

Thinking is sometimes easy, often difficult but at the same time thrilling. But when it’s most important it’s just disagreeable, that is when it threatens to rob one of one’s pet notions & to leave one all bewildered & with a feeling of worthlessness. In these cases I & others shrink from thinking or can only get ourselves to think after a long sort of struggle. I believe that you too know this situation & I wish you lots of courage! though I haven’t got it myself. We are all sick people.

— Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Crime Beat: Ypsilanti Checkout

YPSILANTI

Naked man steals book from library

Ypsilanti police say a library patron took off his clothes and exposed himself to an employee before fleeing with a handful of children’s books.

The 58-year-old librarian told police she was working at the Ypsilanti District Library when she assisted a man in selecting books.

She returned to her desk and looked up to see the same man step out from behind a bookcase, completely naked. The man "thrust his hips" in her direction but made no other movement toward her.

The librarian went upstairs to call police. By the time officers arrived the man had fled through an emergency exit, taking his clothes and the children’s books with him.

The man has yet to be located by police.

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Quote Bag: The Flesh of Our Youth

When a man sees a woman deserving of erotic attentions, he at once begins to desire her with his whole heart. Then, the more he thinks of it, the more he feels himself imbued with love until he reconstructs her entirely in phantasy. Then he begins to think of her figure, he perceives her limbs, imagines them in action and explores the private parts of her body.

– Andreas Capellanus

 

How can it be that so large a woman has been able to penetrate my eyes, which are so small, and then enter my heart and brain?

– Giacomo da Lentino

 

That man can think soul is a great strange wonderful thing

– Gregory Corso

 

What is it about reality that enables objectivity and subjectivity to coincide in the sensuous image?

– Allan Janik

 

We needn’t be sick in mind, or believe in God,

To love the flesh of our youth

– Robert Lowell

 

One night almost say that, for him, sensuality an philosophical thought were inextricably linked – the physical and mental manifestations of passionate arousal.

– Ray Monk

 

In the garden of poetry there is no forbidden fruit.

– Victor Hugo

 

I believe the mission of art is the mission of love.

– George Sand

 

But Mediterranean was what you could call horny, tho that is too crude an explanation for what she was experiencing – a kaleidoscope of feelings stemming from her deepest artistic, political and spiritual urges. And the outlet she sought for these tumultuous feelings was sexual, the perfect knowing that life and its meaning can be contained in one orgasm.

– Cypress

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Red Telephone

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Crime Beat: The Ypsilanti Michelangelo

YPSILANTI

Man agrees to remove ‘obscene snowman’

A man who helped build a snow structure "resembling that of the male anatomy" destroyed it Tuesday after someone who was offended called Ypsilanti police.

An Ypsilanti police officer responded to a North Summit Street home about 3:31 p.m. to investigate a report of an "obscene snowman."

Someone reported the large snow structure, which was in the man’s front yard, was "offesnsive" and in "open view of the kids."

The 20-year-old man destroyed the structure in front of the police officer, and the officer asked him to refrain from such behavior in the future.

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