Category Archives: Crime Beat

POLICE BEAT: THE ARCHAIC REVIVAL   Phallic symbol painted on greens   An eight-foot-long phallic symbol was spray-painted on the greens of the Ann Arbor Country Club in Webster Township, according to the Washtenaw County Sheriff’s Department. The vandalism was … Continue reading →

Crime Beat: Religion in America Police: Man killed for not buying CDs   MT. LAUREL, N.J. – A motorist beat a man to death with a rock Thursday at a highway rest stop after the victim declined to buy his … Continue reading →

CRIME BEAT Fired woman assaults co-workers A 21-year-old Ann Arbor woman who was fired from her job Wednesday is accused of slapping her boss and putting another employee’s face through a computer screen, Ann Arbor police said. The woman worked … Continue reading →

CRIME BEAT Teen may face assault charge A 16-year-old resident of Yost House in Ann Arbor said another teen threw a crutch at him and attacked him Saturday evening, city police said. The youths were inside the group home for … Continue reading →

Student arrested after table thrown A 20-year-old University of Michigan student was arrested after he threw a table into traffic Saturday evening and ran from police, Ann Arbor police reported. Officers on patrol in the 800 block of Packard Street … Continue reading →

  Return of the cannibals!   Man attacked by cannibalism accuser   A 45-year-old Ann Arbor man was attacked while walking downtown Saturday night by another man who later accused the victim of trying to devour him, according to city … Continue reading →

CRIME BEAT! Tales From These Mean Streets!   These police officers haven’t seen enough horror movies – how can they be sure the man was "delusional"? Also – how to you "attempt" to assault? Delusional man arrested at bus depot … Continue reading →

ANNALS OF CRIME: think what they would have done if it had been a kitten! Ypsilanti woman punched by teen girl An Ypsilanti woman said she was punched in the chest Monday by a teenager who was angry that her … Continue reading →

Sydney’s primary revelation was that a flying saucer would soon arrive to collect passengers good enough to live with the people of Enoch, whose city had been relocated on the North Star. Sydney told Alma that they’d have to get … Continue reading →

Traveler returns to find cat shaved An Ann Arbor woman said someone shaved her cat while she was away on a business trip for several days, city police said. The woman, who lives in the 1100 block of Norman Place, … Continue reading →