Category Archives: Cosmic Verities

  Shhhh – wait — I think we’re alone now. Seems like THEY aren’t watching anymore. Whew, well I guess THAT storm blew over. One of my little billet doux (now removed) caused quite a ruckus, a lot more hits … Continue reading →

  Feeble puffing is not my forte. It will do these fellows good to hear the truth, and stimulate them to worthier efforts.   — E. A. Poe

  Man, I just found out that one of the guys that runs the barber shop down the street got killed in a motorcycle accident. His brother did the honors last week, but he’s cut my hair as well as … Continue reading →

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Poor Carl Goes to Outer Mongolia It sounds like a wonderful indie movie that a discerning cinema goer would really enjoy, doesn’t it? Actually this post celebrates the legendary American bookseller Poor Carl, who was invited to address the 54th … Continue reading →

To my many, many devoted fans: I know everyone wanted to see me last night. It was strange – I was just standing at the ultra-hip, wildly successful Mark Fair (now weekly) with my devoted press agent Jordan Miller from … Continue reading →

On this Thanksgiving: I thank God that I live in a country that follows my personal philosophy: love God and smash your enemy in the mouth if you think they might have something you don’t want them to have and … Continue reading →

Wow, time happens, doesn’t it? It’s really hard to believe that it was just about a year ago that my man Bo Schembechler passed, that the clock in the big house of that maize and blue heart of his finally … Continue reading →

Dear Editor: The citizens of Parkway are again facing their annual debate as to whether a creche of our blessed Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ and Master of All Nations should be allowed on municipal property or not. For … Continue reading →