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Things that are like annoying!

Posted on October 10, 2006 by ubu507

Things I really find, like really, you know annoying. 1. Like people who always know what day it is, and then like make fun of you because you don’t happen to be a big enough nerd to know the exact … Continue reading →

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After Trakl

Posted on October 8, 2006 by ubu507

After Trakl   The sun’s buried In the leafless wood The moon ripples In the freezing pond   A pale man Lives in the blue crystal His cheek resting against the stars His head nodding in purple sleep   Yet, … Continue reading →

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Bettie III

Posted on October 6, 2006 by ubu507

Bettie III   She walked in on her toes Tippy toes like a toe dancer And there was this beautiful flawless Tan body Tan all over no marks no freckles No blemishes Miss Perfection La Venus Des Mers Chaudes Miss … Continue reading →

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Think what they would have done it had been a kitten!

Posted on October 4, 2006 by ubu507

ANNALS OF CRIME: think what they would have done if it had been a kitten! Ypsilanti woman punched by teen girl An Ypsilanti woman said she was punched in the chest Monday by a teenager who was angry that her … Continue reading →

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Phyllis Davis: Love Vessel

Posted on September 30, 2006 by ubu507

Phyllis Davis: Love Vessel Phyllis begins in disguise, with a wig on, heavily made up, looking like a moderately priced hooker, in a silky, loose jump suit – but still everything comes through, most obviously that incredible, best on T.V. … Continue reading →

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Hunting The Wild Duck

Posted on September 29, 2006 by ubu507

Hunting The Wild Duck   I first got into Henrik Ibsen’s The Wild Duck while reading Shyness & Dignity by Dag Solstad (I’m sure you all remember my review – 3 out of 4 people find it useful on Amazon!) … Continue reading →

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Log of the HMS Metaphor: Quotebag

Posted on September 27, 2006 by ubu507

Log of the HMS Metaphor   Here arises the daughter of the great Thunderer who emerged from his head without a mother, and she proffers her hand to our lowly mind. – Lorenzo de’ Medici   Indeed she was better … Continue reading →

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Trifecta

Posted on September 26, 2006 by ubu507

Crime Beat: Another Great Alibi from Ann Arbor Police Reports Two housemates returned and saw the thief near another home, so they called 911 and followed him until officers found him sitting on a ledge near the Frieze Building. The … Continue reading →

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Thunder Perfect Mind

Posted on September 23, 2006 by ubu507

from Thunder Perfect Mind   For I am the first and the last. I am the honored one and the scorned one. I am the whore and the holy one. I am the wife and the virgin. I am the … Continue reading →

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Voice Recognition Screed

Posted on September 22, 2006 by ubu507

Library built she’s already in it, milk spilt she’s already cried and it, and in it. The dawn as come, but she’s already cracked it, the morning aborning in the budding and the scudding, a flock of running nylon passing … Continue reading →

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