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The Word Orgasm in the Title: Quote Bag

Posted on September 20, 2006 by ubu507

The Word Orgasm in the Title It may, therefore, be a subject worthy of curiosity to inquire what is the nature of that evidence which assures us of any real existence and matter of fact, beyond the present testimony … Continue reading →

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the Annals of the criminal mind

Posted on September 19, 2006 by ubu507

Sydney’s primary revelation was that a flying saucer would soon arrive to collect passengers good enough to live with the people of Enoch, whose city had been relocated on the North Star. Sydney told Alma that they’d have to get … Continue reading →

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The Ice Museum by Joanna Kavenna

Posted on September 16, 2006 by ubu507

The Ice Museum: In Search of the Lost Land of Thule by Joanna Kavenna (Viking Press, hardback, $24.95) Thule, like Atlantis or Shangri-la, is one of those mythic place names that fires human imagination by its mere sound alone. It … Continue reading →

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The Wind

Posted on September 15, 2006 by ubu507

The Wind Out on the street The wind will Blow you around It blows past Banners, speakers Presidents It blows ducks Off the pond One after the other In rows It blows around women Women with … Continue reading →

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The No Committee; QUOTE BAG

Posted on September 13, 2006 by ubu507

The No Committee From the fine folks of AMERICA What do I care for your laws now? What are your customs to me? Your morals, your life, your state, your faith? Let your judges judge me. Let me be … Continue reading →

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Cup Lid Crisis (Important)

Posted on September 12, 2006 by ubu507

To all patrons and Grounds Monitors: It has come to my attention that through the first through the fifth week of the previous month that a certain unknown individual was suspected of rifling through the garbage cans on school grounds … Continue reading →

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Hard Hitting Commentary

Posted on September 11, 2006 by ubu507

Commentary: Right for Reason, Left For Treason I’d like to say a word or two here about the bane of human existence: Liberals! How are we supposed to live in a free society when people like that insist on speaking … Continue reading →

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Cracking the Case of the Missing Cracks: The Oracle by William J. Broad

Posted on September 6, 2006 by ubu507

Cracking the Case of The Missing Cracks: The Oracle by William J. Broad I’ve always been fascinated by the Oracle of Delphi. It seems like the Pythia (as she was known) was one of the few authentically supernatural things … Continue reading →

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Hello! An important opportunity just for you!

Posted on September 5, 2006 by ubu507

Hello, my name is Alexander Smoot. I’ve come all the way from Kansas City, Missouri to tell you about an exciting new product that will make your toenails curl. It’s known to those of us in Kansas City as the … Continue reading →

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Wax Bean Festival Memo (Important)

Posted on September 4, 2006 by ubu507

Greetings! You may well wonder at what point it is appropriate to begin thinking about the Wax Bean Festival that will occur this October at the Wax Beans Grounds. The answer is simple for the time is now. Who can … Continue reading →