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The Little Stranger by Sarah Waters

Posted on January 9, 2010 by ubu507

The Little Stranger, Sarah Waters, Riverhead Books, $26.95. A lot of Advance Reader Copies come through Aunt Agatha’s, but only a few of them find their way to the "maybe to be read" pile. There’s the authors I know and … Continue reading →

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Little Lulu: Give Me That Head!

Posted on January 8, 2010 by ubu507

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Nice Pants, Coach

Posted on January 7, 2010 by ubu507

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Der Leiermann

Posted on January 6, 2010 by ubu507

There, beyond the village, Stands a hurdy-gurdy player; With numb fingers He plays as best he can. Barefoot on the ice He totters to and fro, And his little plate Remains forever empty. No one wants to listen, … Continue reading →

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Zipper

Posted on January 2, 2010 by ubu507

And I’m not afraid to use it!

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NYPD Photo

Posted on December 30, 2009 by ubu507

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Crime Beat: Stuck on Coffee

Posted on December 29, 2009 by ubu507

Stabbed man puzzles police Police are still puzzled by an incident involving a man with a 5-inch knife stuck into his chest who walked into a restaurant and ordered a coffee Sunday. "His story is still questionable," Warren Police Commissioner … Continue reading →

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The god centered life

Posted on December 26, 2009 by ubu507

from the New York Times A woman who answered the door at Mr. Taylor’s trailer in the Beverly Hills Mobile Home Park in Bristol, Tennessee, said that she was his girlfriend and that they spent a lot of time talking … Continue reading →

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Personal Assistant

Posted on December 23, 2009 by ubu507

Jeffery D. asks me to join his writing team, dangling Pam in front of my face as a "personal assistant" by way of inducement. Given that, I can only accept and, inevitably, come up with a story about a guy … Continue reading →