In honor of their 25th anniversary, those Krazy Krauts at Taschen are republishing some of their finer volumes at a new low, low price. Taschen has always had a fine foreign eye for the pulp sleaze of the good old USA, and one of the reissues is a killer book called Men’s Adventure Magazines, which is mostly ultra-yummy covers from those classic slices of red, white and blue id. I couldn’t help jotting down a number of my favorite article titles, sprinkling a little UBU dust on them and artfully presenting them to you, my beloved readers. And remember it’s all true!!
Men’s Adventure or
Nympho Quartet vs The Sex Beast Of The Sea
7,250,000 Sex-Starved Man-Hunters On The Prowl
Nothing Can Stop The Strippers
The Vicious Vampire Vamps of Vera Cruz
The Hot House Hussies Who Teased A King
The Doomed Harlots In Hitler’s House Of Horror
The 9 Nudes of Count Perigrin
The Nude Bikini Debs Of The Death-Head Gang
The Underwater Nymphos Who Blasted Tojo’s Navy
The Golden Nympho Who Smashed The Luftwaffe
The Nympho Huntress Of Buckoo Reef
Nympho Gaucho Of The Mato Grosso
The Torrid Tiger Nymph Of Nyasaland
The Commie Hating Joy Girl From Yonggampo
Mme. O’Connor And The House Of Unique Cutlass Colleens
Love Saleswomen On The Loose
Nude Lust Slaves Of Hitler’s Russian Monster
Nude Goddess Of The Aborigines
Velvet-Skinned Doll In The Bonanza Bar
White Flesh For The Warlords Of China
Soul Mates Of Torment For France’s Monster King
Chained Nude For The Monster’s Rack
The Nude Swindles Of Piera The Playgirl
The Orgy Trap Of The Commie Brainwash Girls
The Ten Day Orgy Of Brazil’s Lost Women
The Fantastic Lust Plot Of The Nazi Harlot Spy
The Wild Rescue Of The Commies’ Top Sin Doll
The Sex Pills That Are Making Teenage Girls Nymphos
Stretch Pants Teens – Sex Revolt Of Suburbia
Passion Playgrounds Of The Teen Jet Set
Springtime Passion Rites Of Teenagers Gone Wild
Nude Coeds Reward Campus Rioters
Hell Night Orgy For High School Virgins
Torture Trap Of The Nympho Schoolgirls
Lethal Lust Of The Teenage Prom Dancers
Lust Slave Of The Teenage Passion Queens
Jap Water Torture Of Exotic Guerilla Girls
Nude Crossing Of East Germany’s Death Ship
Death Orgy Of The Doomed Vice Queens
Cannibal Crabs Crawl To Kill
Mad Monkeys Manned The Lifeboats
Fish With Human Hands Attacked Me
Slashed To Bits By Killer Bats
Chewed Alive And Screaming
Trapped In The House Of Nazi Dagger Girls
Trapped In A Blizzard Of Mink Clad Nymphos
Trapped By The Wild Nymphos’ Lust Orgy
I Was Trapped In A Beatnik Brothel
I Was Doomed By The Monkey Gods
I Was Captured By The Love Hungry Virgins Of Tibet
I Ate The Sex Plants Of Ponape
I Watched Myself Being Eaten Alive
I Fought The Queen Of The Switch-Blade Jungle
I Gave My Legs To The Maggots of Africa
I Saw Them Sacrifice Virgins To The Giant-Condors
I Led France’s Silken Harlots Of Slaughter
I Led The Nazi Nymphos Against The Red Hordes
I Led The Revolt Of Castro’s Hell House Harlots
I Sell Love And Passion To Way-Out Women
I’ll Roll You In The Passion Pit Palace
Kruschev’s Secret Wife Was My Mistress
Satan’s Pigs Ate Us Alive
Hophead On The Run
Harem Stealing Yank In Arabia
The Redhead Nympho Was A Cannibal
Nude Queen Of The Communist Cannibals
Never Marry A Cannibal
They Made Me Eat My Mate
Give Your Daughters To The She-Monster From Hell
Find The White Queen Of The Jap Guerillas
Swim Through Your Own Blood To Slaughter Beach
