The POD People WEIRD OUT

 

Is it just me or do some of these Print On Demand (formerly known as Vanity Press) titles I’ve picked out sound, well, SERIOUSLY WEIRD?

 

Angelic Cravings by Crymsyn R. Hart (Cacoethes Publishing House)

The Angel of Death has tried to steer Brenna through the nightmare her life has turned into, but she wants nothing to do with him, even though they are soul mates. Before she can tell him that, she discovers a vampire serial killer is murdering witches, and her staff is the next target. 308 pp. (Romance)

 

The Einstein Sisters Bag the Flying Monkeys

by Irving Wesley Hall (Not in Kansas Press)

This political satire is set 13 days before the 2000 election in Florida. Can Albert Einstein’s three brilliant great-great-granddaughters save America from an eight-year-long catastrophe if George Bush steals the presidency? 628 pp. (Fiction)

 

Raid on Rairarubia

by W. Royce Adams (Rairarubia Books)

Seeking revenge for the death of her wicked sister Janu, the deceitful Jenuaq Zenu attempts to seize control of the magical realm of Rairarubia by making clones of Queen Romey and her consort, Sam, and trying to substitute her evil creations for the rightful rulers. 148 pp. (Fantasy)

 

Treasure: Raised by Wolves, Vol. Three

by W. A. Hoffman (Alien Perspective)

Will, a disenchanted English lord, and his beloved matelot/partner, Gaston, an exiled Frenchman, ponder the true definition of sanity and the necessity of compromise in the name of love while contending with the arrival of Gaston’s father, their potential inheritances, and unwanted brides. 568 pp. (Adult Fiction)

 

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Segelfoss Town by Knut Hamsun

 

Having finished the first book in Knut Hamsun’s Segelfoss series, Children of the Age, I naturally wanted to move on to the second, Segelfoss Town. I was one click away from buying it for a pretty penny on ABE when my book butler Jerome breathlessly interrupted me, running up from the sub-library waving a copy I’d purchased some time ago. He was flogged for his impertinence, of course, but I didn’t allow that to darken my enjoyment of the novel.

In Segelfoss Town another generation has emerged, causing the eclipse of “King” Holmengraa, the bold businessman whose rise was traced in Children of the Age. Hamsun’s pessimism about “progress” and the direction of the modern world in general exhibits itself here, as he suggests that a great man cannot succeed in an environment so committed to mediocrity. His fulminations against a puffed up proletariat that lacks respect, ambition or accountability while being unquestioningly supported by a progressive press are ham handed and lacking in Hamsun’s usual ironic subtlety, and lend a certain unpleasant bitterness to several portions of the book.

In this brave new world, the ascendent character is the shopkeeper, the canny, upwardly striving but slightly ridiculous Theodore of Bua, whose Achilles heel is his carefully concealed love for Holmengraa’s exotic daughter Mariane:

His everyday heart had a little nook where no trade entered, a hidden grove, full of gifts and dreams and devotion.

Unfortunately for him, Mariane is still infatuated with her girlhood crush, the not quite successful composer Willatz Holmsen, namesake and son of Lieutenant Holmsen, the hero of Children of the Age. Theodore himself is the son of Per of Bua, Segelfoss’s first shopkeeper, set up in business by Holmengraa, and notable mostly for his propensity for shortchanging unwary customers. This once robust man has suffered a debilitating stroke, and can only rage at his son and the world from the prison of his bed:

Those long years of idleness had not improved him, but had hardened him a little every day – and now he had gone a long way on the backward path. A little longer, and he would become uncannily malignant and savage; his natural instincts were already having full and fettered play – he was hastening back to his distant past, to the cave, to cunning, to bellowing and sudden onslaught. He was rushing straight ahead with eyes fixed on the unseen – the darkness was calling him.

But to me the real anti-hero of the piece is Baardsen, the telegraphist, whose carelessly noble yet self-destructive habits and hopelessly thwarted artistic and amatory ambitions make him the true heir to early Hamsun protagonists like Nagel of Mysteries and Glahn of Pan. He’s a typically failed romantic and one of the few town residents immune to the modern siren song of materialism and egotism.

Even though Hamsun once again engineers an implausibly happy denouement for a central character, in this case Holmengraa, it’s Baardsen who’s the heart and soul of Segelfoss Town, and indeed the book ends with his tragicomic death and resonates with his dark philosophy:

It is we who are on the right road; we do not sit like great lights in the midst of the riddle of the universe, but like dark objects in the midst of darkness, at one with it, at home and eternally happy.

 

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Religion in Ann Arbor

 

There are as many Buddhist Temples as Catholic Churches (five).

The Jewish Cultural Society bills itself as " A Secular Humanistic Community."

There are also:

one Mormon, one Muslim, one Greek Orthodox, one Messianic Jewish, one Quaker and one Neopagan religious organizations,

but the most popular is a tie:

Baptist: 13 (Including the Korean Baptist Church) Lutheran: 13

 

And here’s a special bonus – a superb passage from Envy the Night by Michael Koryta, who is signing here tonight at 7PM:

There were a few things that caught your breath more than looking at another person and feeling the intensity of his love for you. Seeing it in all of its layers, the depth of the adoration, of the pride, of the fear. Always the fear. You looked at the ones you loved and in that moment you were terrified for them, for all of the things that could go wrong in the world, the car accidents and the illnesses and the random violence that could reach out from the darkness without a note of warning and claim the ones you cared about most.

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Hubert Crackanthorpe: Forgotten Genius

 

Honestly, I’m not trying to be willfully obscure or elitist or anything like that when I rave about a writer like Hubert Crackanthorpe (1870-1896), it’s just that I think the guy is really, really good. If remembered at all today, Crackanthorpe is seen as a minor fin de siecle decadent, part of the Yellow Book crowd, most notable for his premature and somewhat pathetic death. Not only is this perception unjust, but it’s a real misunderstanding of both the man and the writer.

English Decadence isn’t the same as French Decadence, and in fact it’s quite difficult to precisely define what either of those terms mean. The only critical work in print about Crackanthorpe is called Hubert Crackanthorpe and English Realism in the 1890s by what I presume is his relative David Crackanthorpe, (I haven’t read it yet, but thanks to ABE a copy is on the way) and realism and decadence are not two things we usually think of as synonymous. In nineteenth century England any French influence was seen as morally suspect, and the writers who most influenced Crackanthorpe, Balzac and De Maupassant, can hardly be called decadent. Rather, they inspired him to consider without censure or sentimentality all strata of English society, even figures that the Victorians found too unseemly to mention like alcoholics, fallen women and card sharks. Similarly he portrayed addiction, sexual obsession, and other extreme mental states that were previously taboo.

Although, in contrast, true decadents like Huysmans and Oscar Wilde portrayed aristocrats who only encountered the lower depths while slumming, Crackanthorpe did share the decadents’ love for polished prose and a jewel-like formal surface beauty regardless of the subject matter, and the incredible quality of his prose is what really wows me about him. Its lyrical, subtly rhythmic, almost incantatory qualities hypnotize me, as does his precise diction and devotion to Flaubert’s le seul mot juste.

Wisely, Crackanthorpe stuck to shorter pieces where his characteristic. languorous tension can be maintained, as can be seen by the titles of the books of his I own — Wreckage: Seven Studies and Sentimental Studies and A Set of Village Tales. I got them both off E-bay, paying about what a new hardback goes for today, and was the only bidder each time, which shows that they are rare but not especially valuable. Kessinger Publishing will provide you with a print on demand copy of any of his works (and I may yet go that way with the posthumous Last Tales) at roughly the same price, but, grateful as I am that there is some way to obtain them, it just seems wrong to have these books in ugly generic packaging rather than the charming bindings they first appeared in.

It’s a little eerie that in Wreckage there are several scenes in which characters consider suicide, and one in which the protagonist (a writer) stands on a bridge, looking down at a river, horribly tempted by the obliterating allure of the dark water. Crackanthorpe himself evidently yielded to that urge, throwing himself into the Seine when it seemed like his prestigious family would learn of the unconventional lifestyle he and his wife had been pursuing. Like Oscar Wilde, another victim of hypocritical Victorian society (not so very unlike our own), it wasn’t the private acts but the threat of public scandal which precipitated tragedy. Nobody really knows how long he was in there but when he was fished out on Christmas eve even his own brother couldn’t recognize him. He was twenty-six years old.

It was an ugly end for a writer who could find beauty in even the most shadowy places. In our era where the quality of the writing is secondary to the purity of the politics, and literary prose is often as dull and depressed as the characters it describes, Crackanthorpe reminds us of how beautiful an true words can be. Here are some of my favorite examples from Wreckage:

“Profiles”

The half-girl, half-child, simple and heedless, with occasional moods of confiding, dreaming gravity, and fits of charming pettishness, the easy dispelling of which he had enjoyed, was gone. The events of the past few days had broken down the barrier behind which the strong passions of her nature had laid dormant, and now, let loose for the first time, they mastered her; she was their slave. She was capricious and irritable, with outbursts of nervous exasperation, followed by hot tears of remorse and a desperate sensuality that disturbed and almost frightened him.

Something about the crispness of her hair; something about the modeling of her chin; something in the questioning look that darted out from the liquidness of her big eyes; something – he knew not what – had haunted him ever since their first meeting.

“Dissolving View”

 

And before him defiled, in a grotesque procession, all the men who wanted to marry her; each one, as he passed, looking up in jealous admiration.

“A Dead Woman”

 

And simultaneously there appeared to both of them a vision of the dead woman – to Jonathan clear-cut and living, to Richard half-effaced by time. And each remembered that she had belonged to the other, and, at that moment they felt instinctively drawn together: each was conscious of a craving to talk about her, to hear the other mention her name.

“When Greek Meets Greek”

 

Her hair was drawn into a single coil on the top of her head, and her black evening dress revealed her warm-tinted throat and breast and her delicately modeled arms: she wore no ornament of any kind, and this enhanced the purity of her charm. Though she stood almost as high as he did, she was little more than a child.

The contrast between the two was a violent one, the man, with infinite possibilities of one kind in the past, the girl with infinite possibilities of another kind in the future.

The scattered remnants of a craving for religion or its equivalent, which years of loose living had not been able to eradicate, had centered themselves in his worship of her, so that there were moments when he could have knelt down before her, and prayed to her as a child prays to God.

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The Kerrytown Bookfest vs the Hipocracy

 

O.K., I admit it, I was lazy on my little weekend and didn’t come up with anything for RADIOFREEUBU. I’m working on a couple of critical appreciations but they’re just not camera ready at press time. But rather than slothfully pasting in a link to a clip of some lame old T.V. show on You Tube I’ll use this opportunity to beat the drum for the 6th annual Kerrytown BookFest which in ON in less than a month, Sunday, September 7 at the Farmers Market. We’ve got well over a hundred vendors, ten book panels including Loren D. Estleman, Rob Kantner, Peter Leonard, Theresa Schwegel, Suzanne Arruda, Megan Abbott and many more. There’s a lot more stuff too which you can check out on the BookFest homepage:

http://www.kerrytownbookfest.org/

You know, as hard as it is to believe, I used to be bitter about the fact that because it’s not hip or connected enough the Fest gets about a third of the publicity of other local events that have half as many vendors and much less attendance. The Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti media/hipocracy always goes for pretension over substance, BUT (and I’m getting to the not bitter part) I really take great consolation from the fact that when I mention the Fest to customers, vendors and authors they all tell me how much they love it and how much fun it is. Though the cool crowd who doesn’t like the smell of old books may sniff derisively at it, it really does have a great buzz on the street where it counts, as well as a growing reputation among publishers and authors, since unlike similar local events it’s actually about selling books rather than feeling superior about literacy.

During the Fest, there’s also these way cool demonstrations at Hollander’s, which is another local institution that gets little press or general recognition. But talk to a book binder or other book arts person and you’ll be surprised at their worshipful attitude. Even though it gets slight honor in its hometown, nationwide it’s regarded as a rare and unique treasure, as well as having an amazing retail store. I could run down a couple of overrated headline hogging businesses around here but that’s not the point. Just dig Hollander’s.

http://www.hollanders.com/

And of all the pictures my blood brother and official BookFest photographer Gregory D. Anthony brilliantly took during last year’s Fest, this is the one I think is best for advertizing it. Mark the date on your calender now!

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Two More Poems

 

 

I’ll just shake out my poetry bag — yeah I think there are a couple down at the bottom there…

 

 

Here and There

 

After the successful afternoon

Dodging cars on the freeway

No accident I’m here

On top of this muddy hill

Watching you not seeing me

As I walk with such sureness

To right there

 

 

The Pearl and the Rose

 

The pearl’s in your teeth

But where is it you keep

Your rose? Can it be

Underneath all these clothes?

 

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Lisa

 

Lisa

 

Lisa well remembered

Hotly anticipated

Vanilla very Minnesota

Originally a Mathematical Accountant

Loves Astronomy studies Business

Fair honest direct

With blunt working hands

Grape eyes honeydew complexion

Wants to figure out Freud

 

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The Children of the Age by Knut Hamsun

 

Actually it all started last year at the fantastically fabulous Kerrytown BookFest when my pal Mike Gajda of Out-of-the-Way Books sold me a Knut Hamsun book that I hadn’t seen before at a very reasonable price. It was called The Road Leads On and I let it just sort of sit there for quite a while. Part of the reason is that I love Hamsun so much that I was trying to delay that awful emptiness you feel when you read the last word of the last sentence on the last page of the last book you haven’t read by a favorite dead writer, desolate in the knowledge that you can never again read something by them for the first time. Hamsun’s later books were also printed, packaged and even titled in a very haphazard way, particularly the Wayfarer and August novels, (for instance the same original is out now in different translations from two different publishers, one called Look Back on Happiness and the other The Last Joy) and I was kind of afraid I’d dive into it only to discover I’d already read it.

But eventually I got a Hamsun hankering I couldn’t deny, but I had an unanticipated setback the moment I opened the book. The first sentence reads:

The third generation now guides the destiny of Jensen’s great store in Segelfoss.

It was clear I’d missed something – two generations in fact. In researching the question I learned from Robert Ferguson’s excellent biography Enigma: The Life of Knot Hamsun that there were in fact two previous novels also set in the small Norwegian costal town of Segelfoss. Luckily, I was able to extract the first in the series The Children of the Age (1913) from one of the dusty towers of books that blot out the sun here at UBU palace. It’s a great book, but quite different from Hamsun’s early, highly subjective masterpieces like Hunger, Pan, and Mysteries.

Painted on a larger, almost Dickensian, canvas, and told in the third person, The Children of the Age illuminates all strata of society from nobleman to peasant. Unlike the compressed, almost expressionistic narratives of his first works, its pace is relaxed and anecdotal. The main movement of the novel is the slow ceding of power from the aristocratic to the merchant class. The former is represented by Lieutenant Willatz Holmsen, the hereditary squire of the village, a ramrod straight man with a rigid code of conduct who is quite aware that he is becoming an anachronism, but is unable to do anything to prevent it. A sympathetic, noble man whose slow decline approaches tragedy, the Lieutenant is no symbolic figure, but a fully realized character, rounded out by Hamsun’s characteristically frank yet understated understanding of the repressed erotic undercurrents of his life.

The emerging merchant class is represented by the mysterious Tobias Holmengraa, a peasant who emigrated to Mexico, reinvented himself, and returned to Norway in triumph, a rich and powerful man. Since Holmsen doesn’t actually produce anything, he can only survive by selling pieces of his landed heritage to Holmengraa, and the latter quickly becomes the preeminent power in the town, usurping the Lieutenant’s traditional position. The two men share a great mutual respect, however, and the transition to the modern world is made as gracefully as possible, accompanied by an almost palpable nostalgia.

Clearly, Hamsun finds both men admirable, Holmsen as the embodiment of traditional aristocratic values and Holmengraa as a modern day Viking, boldly risking all on various business ventures. Hamsun’s biting satire is reserved for the professional class of functionaries like the Doctor, Lawyer and Minister, men who aspire only to a secure mediocrity. Acting for the first time as a distant god paternalistically observing his creations rather than a frenzied narrator in the middle of things, Hamsun grants Holmsen the improbable gift of the discovery of a treasure horde buried by his ancestors, enabling him to avoid the ignominy of bankruptcy. But inherited nobility was always the Lieutenant’s true treasure, and it allows him to die at the end of the book with as much class as he lived.

Here’s one of my favorite passages from the book. It’s about Holmsen’s son, also named Willatz, and his adolescent discovery of love’s intoxication. As Brian Wilson put it, Make it real, your summer dream:

What a time that was, beautiful, unearthly! When Willatz went riding now it was no longer that he might be seen from the cottages as he passed – he rode a long way simply and solely that he might sit and look up at Marianne’s house and garden. Soft summer-time and shining eyes! He lived in a world of sweetness and bashfulness; driven aimlessly into the woods, to the mountains, back home again. Where did he rest at night? Where could one rest at night? In the grass, in the hay, in a garden-swing he had used as a child, anywhere; a little here, a little there – sometimes even in his bed with his clothes on, curled up, exhausted. What a time it was!

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Crime Beat: Pregnant Paws

 

KEELER TOWNSHIP

Man is charged with throwing dog at girlfriend

A man has been charged after Van Buren County authorities say he threw a pregnant Chihuahua at his girlfriend.

 

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What’s It All About, Heather?

 

What’s It All About, Heather?

 

Dust and seeds fly

As she clears a spot

On the table then

Heather indistinct

In the flicker of candle

Black light and drawn shade

Hesitates

Running a finger across her lip

What’s it all about?

You’re asking me?

 

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