Swinburne: The Poet

 

As I said previously, I’ve been reading a lot by and about the improbable Victorian Algernon Swinburne. He’s not very well known these days, despite possessing many qualities and concerns that appeal to the contemporary spirit. After all, he lived the first part of his life as an enfant terrible, precocious and fearless as Rimbaud, saying, doing, writing and championing the most radical things imaginable, a real we piss anywhere, man type rock star, who, if he had dies young, might be remembered the same way as his heroes Keats, Shelley and Byron. But despite sincere youthful efforts at dissipated self-destruction, he lived on, proceeding directly from tempestuous adolescence to a staid and unforgivably boring old age full of rote verses and reactionary views.

Despite Swinburne’s mastery of all known verse forms, even his brilliant early work can be hard going for today’s reader. Part of it is our fault – when poetry is conceived of at all these days it’s as a relatively brief lyric. Even the great epic of modernity, T. S. Eliot’s "The Wasteland," would be considered short by Victorian standards. Part of it is that the antique poets such as Sappho who were most admired by the modernists have survived mostly in fragments, giving a distorted sense of the epigrammatic, unfinished quality of their work, much like our incomplete conception of Classical statuary, which, of course, was never meant to be viewed sans arms, legs or color. In contrast, the men of England’s Victorian prime were entirely comfortable with vast epics like the Aeneid, and cut the cloth of their own verse accordingly. The dehumanizing conflagrations of the twentieth century have shrunk the scope of poetic vision, and the pulse of the electronic age has both quickened and shortened humankind’s attention span. We no longer have patience with the idea that a universal completeness can or should be contained in a work of art, evidenced by the changing critical fortunes of, say, Longfellow and Emily Dickinson.

But it’s not all our fault. Even the most dedicated booster (if such a creature exists) would have to admit that Swinburne’s early and best work is far from perfect. Like Poe, it’s hard work to hack your way through Swinburne’s wordy convolutions, but, unlike Poe, who always maintained a brilliant concern for overall effect, it’s not always worth it. As some critic I read somewhere along the line said, Swinburne’s intent is largely percussive. He’s a slave to his own insanely powerful rhythm, and once he’s got the hooves of his great poetic steed thundering, it’s hard for him to rein it in. Many times a Swinburne poem overshoots a seemingly ideal and conclusive stopping place only to continue madly over the cliffs of anti-climax.

However amid the din and drone there are passages that are simply astonishingly radiant. Like his friends the Pre-Raphaelites, it’s not the obscure myths or the fuzzy politics that arrest, but the brilliantly visionary details, the glowing sacralization of sensual life. In an eternal moment the contradictions between life and death, nature and man, pain and pleasure are dissolved in the ecstasy of beauty.

Here’s one of my favorite examples, a little riff about pagan and Christian, in which Swinburne contrasts Mary and Aphrodite:

 

Not as thine, not as thine was our mother, a blossom of flowering seas,

Clothed round with the world’s desire as with raiment, and fair as the foam,

And fleeter than kindled fire, and a goddess, and mother of Rome.

For thine came pale and a maiden, and sister to sorrow; but ours,

Her deep hair heavily laden with odor and color of flowers,

White rose of the rose-white water, a silver splendor, a flame,

Bent down unto us that besought her, and earth grew sweet with her name.

For thine came weeping, a slave among slaves, and rejected; but she

Came flushed from the full-flushed wave, and imperial, her foot on the sea.

And the wonderful waters knew her, the winds and the viewless ways,

And the roses grew rosier, and bluer the sea-blue stream of the bays.

 

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Letters We Never Finished Reading

 
Dear Manager:
 
It’s Up to a Gay CIA Agent to Save the World — From Gay Neo-Nazis.
 
Sometimes the only thing standing between the free world and the end of Western civilization is a hunky — and openly gay — CIA agent. But when the enemies of freedom are gay neo-Nazis? Now things are really starting to get interesting…
 
Welcome to "Rainbow Spies: La Conclusion Francaise," a fast-paced and savvy thriller from author William Green. Just released from Outskirts Press, this Tom Clancy-style novel mixes equal parts intrigue, pulse-pounding danger and sensous same-sex romance.
 
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Swinburne: The Maiden Body And The Scaly Coils

 

I’m rolling a little number about transgressive Victorians, especially Wilde and Swinburne. To tide you over until the time I fire it up I’ll share this delicious toke from the latter, who (I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised to find out) had a lifetime fascination with serpents. In the coincidence department, Cleopatra was on last night and I watched in a daze, not really listening just digging Liz Taylor’s sublime corporeal manifestation:

Notice has not yet been accorded to the subtle and sublime idea which transforms Cleopatra’s death by the asp’s bite into a meeting of serpents which recognize and embrace, an encounter between the woman and the worm of the Nile, almost as though this match for death were a monstrous love-match, or such a mystic marriage as that painted in the loveliest passage of Salammbo, between the maiden body of the priestess and the scaly coils of the serpent, both made sacred to the moon; so closely do the snake and queen of snakes caress and cling. Of this idea Shakespeare also had a vague and great glimpse when he made Anthony murmur, Where’s my serpent of old Nile? mixing a foretaste of her death with the full sweet savor of her supple and amorous pride of life. For what indeed is lovelier and more luxuriously loving than a strong and graceful snake of the nobler kind?

– Algernon Swinburne

 

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Crime Beat: Families Are Special

 

Police: Woman mouthed ‘I love you’ as son strangled her

 

JOHNSTOWN, Pa. — A man has been ordered to stand trial on charges he killed his 85-year-old mother and hid her body on state game lands.

Authorities say 51-year-old Frederick Phillips Jr. strangled Anna Phillips in her home near Johnstown early last month because she threatened to tell his parole officer about his drinking. He was held for trial yesterday on murder and related crimes.

Upper Yoder Township Police Chief Walter Howell says Mr. Phillips said his mother mouthed "I love you" as he strangled her.

Chief Howell says Mr. Phillips prayed for his mother, then dumped her body on game lands near the border of Cambria and Westmoreland counties. Her body was found Oct. 19.

Mr. Phillips was arrested after he crashed his pickup in Buckhannon, W.Va.

 

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Events Calendar: Surprise Ending

 

I didn’t see THAT coming…

 

MUSICAL: "ELLA MINNOW PEA"

7:30 p.m., Walgreen Drama Center, 1226 Murfin Ave. Workshop production of a Scott Burkell and Paul Losel musical that tells the story of a tiny fictional island nation whose claim to fame is being the former home of the man who created world’s most famous sentence that uses all the letters of the alphabet. SOLD OUT.

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Conspiracies & Brainwashing: The Epistle of Napoleon to the Dinosaurs by Deadman Switch

 

The "paranoic" world view is one that has always interested me, not because I necessarily believe in the various conspiracy theories, but because of its unique position in that liminal state on the border between reality and imagination. In this respect, the expressions of the paranoid are not very different from the emanations of an artist – both are trying to use their vision to bring significance to the apparent world, to read meaning in the smallest of finely observed details, to uncover some kind of higher truth in an attempt to create a comprehensible pattern out of what, let’s face it, gives every indication of being a chaotic and incoherent cosmos. There’s even an intriguing Gnostic side to it, the belief that this world is ordered by an overwhelming intelligence, a demiurge or two, even if sadly, these entities are malevolent. And besides, as the saying goes, maybe they really ARE out to get you.

Though I often poke fun at the more bizarre products of the new "Print on Demand" universe, I am also deeply grateful for some of the fringe literature it has made readily available. In the past a work such as Deadman Switch’s Conspiracies & Brainwashing: The Epistle of Napoleon to the Dinosaurs (OutskirtsPress.com) would perhaps have been mimeographed and distributed in the park by a wild eyed gentleman, or maybe written out in longhand and simply abandoned in a library carrel or men’s room, but thanks to the technology of today such epistles can be presented in a professionally printed, quite respectable looking volume, one that, while not available in every bookstore, can be had by any bookstore from their book distributor and by any consumer on line.

The thesis of Conspiracies & Brainwashing: The Epistle of Napoleon to the Dinosaurs (evidently the subtitle is presumed to be self evident, as it is never explained in the body of the work), is basically that there are three competing conspiracies, the Feds, the Nazis and the Mafia, who constantly struggle to hypnotize and enslave mankind. More interesting to me than Switch’s theoretical constructs are the rare glimpses of his own life, and the unique view of the world that has lead him to his theories:

Once I was in a room with two windows in the wall toward the public street. I saw an automobile traveling up the road in one of the windows. When it went behind the section of wall between the windows, I looked at the second window and watched for it to appear. It failed to appear. I went to the window and looked up and down the road and it had disappeared. The explanation is that I went under hypnosis during the few seconds that the automobile was between windows, and stayed under hypnosis long enough for it to travel up the road out of sight. Then I came back to normal consciousness and resumed what I had been doing without being aware of any interruption. There wasn’t any feeling of having been under hypnosis, just the disappearance to prove it.

Afterward the conspirator who owned the house kept the windows covered with Venetian blinds. This proves it was from hypnosis,

Of course this is a series of events that could haven "proven" any number of things to differently predisposed minds, but Mr. Switch’s interpretation is certainly creative, if nothing else. And how about his personal life?

One of my hypnotized relatives married a hypnotized person, and another relative had a friend whose parents were both hypnotized. Those marriages ended in divorce. I cannot remember having been married, but I have reason to believe that I was married to a hypnotized girl during the 1970’s.

Yeah, for various reasons that decade’s a blur for a lot of people. But the most startling personal revelation remains vague:

The fact that my death is a trigger for nuclear genocide has kept the conspirators from killing me for twenty years. Publication of this will probably trigger the nuclear war eventually even if I’m still alive, but I must refuse to explain why my death will trigger it because the explanation would trigger it immediately.

There’s also a section about the consumer products the Feds poison:

Someone gave me a code signal at the supermarket that paper towels are poisonous, but I don’t know whether they all are, or just the brand I ordinarily buy.

Then there are the one the Feds are content to perversely "mess with":

12. Beaters of electric mixers. Recently I’ve seen beaters of electric mixers made in an unconventional shape. The conventional shape is just as wide at the bottom as at the top. The no-good ones are narrower at the bottom than at the top…But I saw the no-good beaters after I started writing this, so if no one else has ever seen those no-good beaters, then the conspiracy was setting me up to look crazy.

According to Switch, the major ways the various conspiracies communicate is via coded messages contained in commercials TV shows and popular songs. His chapter decoding this information approaches dada poetry:

Sex

– dance, coffee, football, poker, poke, canoeing, key, picking pockets, wrestling.

Breasts – bees, tomatoes, cones, martini.

Sex Hypnosis by Nazis –

go, room (for murder), big, hope, KIM, time, John, Johnny, Paul, Gomer, Rambo, Jimbo, bimbo, Bojangles, MEG?, retro?, London?, hamer, hammer, rush?.

But unlike the playful dadaists, Switch is in deadly earnest. Salvador Dali invented a technique he called the "paranoic-critical method," in which seemingly illogical connections between things are made, but yet manipulated for best effect by the artist’s critical eye. Similarly, he also said "The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad." If that statement can be made about Deadman Switch, then we’re all in a lot of trouble:

A movie made 30 years ago says that they’ll kill everyone in my family after this is published. But it’s my responsibility to warn you about the nuclear war because no one else is going to. And this is a God-given opportunity to expose conspiracies and hypnosis. As for what’s going to happen to me; you’ve seen that movie too. But I’m not any crazier than nay other hypnotized person. When the atomic bombs explode, that will prove I was telling the truth and all of the experts who said I was crazy were lying. I expect the attack to occur during a recess of Congress within 40 days after they kill me.

 

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The Visitor

 

She told me

What the undertaker

Had done to her

 

Wired her jaw

Reset her teeth

Severed the spine at

The base of the skull

 

She tilted it forward

And showed me

Inside her head

 

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Haunted House

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Haunted House

 

I’m out on the sidewalk, waiting in line to get into the haunted house, when some little kid pops his head over the railing and says hi. I say hi back and all of a sudden his mother starts shouting at me, accusing me of being Some kind of pervert! and yanks him away.

Stunned What was I supposed to do? I ask rhetorically to the people around me, one of whom I suddenly realize is Kathy L. I mean he said hi to me, I appeal to her, What was I supposed to do?

Just offer him some candy and take him for a car ride

she says in her sardonic way.

Gee, thanks for the advice, Kathy

, I say, gesturing broadly, quite accidently brushing against the bustline which so generously stretches her grey herringbone sweater and then quite on purpose sort of snagging my sleeve button on the wool above it.

She takes a step back, but doesn’t seem to mind, and in fact strikes up a friendly conversation which continues as we file into the old train station which the Jaycees have set up as a haunted house.

As we wind past the ticket booth I playfully punch her on the shoulder So, old girl, tell me, what have you been doing with the rest of your life?

Well, old boy, I guess you don’t know me well enough to have heard about the last time I died.

Oh, really

, I say, thoroughly taken aback.

Yeah, really. I’ve had some serious health problems. They barely brought me back last time.

Oh, come to think of it maybe I did hear something about that.

Quite naturally this puts a damper on things, but I’m determined not to let her get away and follow her through the turnstile. But you’re O.K. now, I hope.

Oh, yeah, she says, smiling. Either that or I’m one of the ghosts and she clutches my arm as the screams start from inside the tunnel.

 

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Crime Beat: The Family That Decays Together

 

Woman, 90, living with siblings’ bodies

EVANSTON, ILL. – A 90-year-old woman well-liked by her neighbors apparently has been living in a house with the bodies of three siblings, one of whom may have been dead since the early 1980s, police say.

Police Cmdr. Tom Guenther says the bodies were found Friday in Evanston, a Chicago suburb, after authorities were called by a senior advocate.

The woman was taken to a hospital for observation. Her identity was not released. The Cook County medical examiner’s office said Saturday that the people had died of natural causes, but it would not say how long they had been dead.

The office has identified the dead as Anita Bernstorff, who was born in 1910, Frank Bernstorff, who was born in 1920, and Elaine Bernstorff, who was born in 1916. Anita Bernstorff was last seen alive in May 2008, Frank Bernstorff in 2003 and Elaine Bernstorff in the early 1980’s, authorities said.

Neighbors described the woman as alert and aware, and said she enjoyed gardening and shared her plants with others.

 

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