Crime Beat: The Value of Experts

 

Anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped

MEXICO CITY – A U.S. anti-kidnapping expert was abducted by gunman in northern Mexico last week, a sign of just how bold this nation’s kidnapping gangs have become.

U.S. security consultant Felix Batista – who claims to have helped resolve nearly 100 kidnap and ransom cases – was in Satillo in Coahuila state to offer advice on how to confront abductions for ransom when he himself was seized, local authorities said.

Unknown assailants grabbed him on Dec. 10, said Charles LeBlanc, the president of the Houston, Texas-based security firm ASI Global LLC., where Batista is a consultant.

"We have notified the FBI and Mexican authorities and they are working on the case," LeBlanc said Monday. "What we are doing is we’re offering our support to the family and hoping for the best."

The U.S. Embassy in Mexico City said it would not comment on the case, and LeBlanc declined to say whether the kidnappers had demanded a ransom.

 

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Flesh House by Stuart MacBride

 

Flesh House, Stuart MacBride, St. Martin’s Minotaur, $24.95.

 

I consider Stuart MacBride to be one of the top emerging writers of the past several years. What I most enjoy about his books is their mixture of the commonplace and the horrific, the contrast of the every day lives of the Aberdeen policeman Logan McRae and his cohorts with the despicable crimes they must confront. Like cops everywhere, the Aberdeen force uses quite a bit of mordant black humor in order to maintain their sanity, and its this element, served up with a dram of classic Scotch irony and understatement, that makes MacBride’s work so appealing.

MacBride’s first three books were all excellent, but in his latest, Flesh House, he turns the amplifier up to eleven. The amplification is not so much in the private lives part – Logan’s love life is in its usual state of chaos, as is the hair of his superior, D. I. Steel, this time characterized as resembling "an electrocuted badger." Logan’s other boss, however, the choleric, candy loving D. I. Insch, suffers serious repercussions from the misdeeds of his past in the case of a notorious criminal known as "The Flesher."

It’s with this villain that Flesh House really rocks out. Cannibalism has long been one of civilization’s greatest taboos, and the chance discovery of a little "long pork" in the commercial food chain is enough to send shock waves throughout the whole of Scotland. But that revelation is just the beginning of many horrors to come, provided by a diabolically clever maniac in a butcher’s apron and Margaret Thatcher mask.

MacBride sustains his mastery all the way through the jaw dropping, ingeniously audacious climax and coda. Though strong meat (so to speak) for some readers, Flesh House is one of the best books of the year, a wicked combination of Donald Westlake’s deadpan wit and Thomas Harris’s infernal ingenuity.

There’s even a penultimate twist – when I discussed this grisly book with MacBride at the Bouchercon, he was most interested in showing me the picture of his cat which appears in the mock newspaper on page forty-three!

 

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Stacy

 

Stacy

 

Icy Stacy stayed true to her

Watery roots her opaque surface

Glittering smooth and placid

Unruffled catching the light

Approaching her still perfection

Was like diving into dark lake

Not knowing what lies beneath

Seeing only your own

Apprehensive reflection

 

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In Memorium: Bettie Page 1923-2008

 

Bettie III

 

She walked in on her toes

Tippy toes like a toe dancer

And there was this beautiful flawless

Tan body

Tan all over no marks no freckles

No blemishes Miss Perfection

La Venus Des Mers Chaudes

Miss Bluebell Urania and Porne

Transcendental love common lust

White breasted one

She radiated

The adventurous spirit of Bettie Page

Hypnotic Magnetic Uninhibited

She knew her body

Taboo

Nobody is that fresh Bettie

Came alive in front of the camera

She would give you that look

Like well what’s coming next

Nightgown candlestick Christmas tree

Bettie thought it was playtime

She wasn’t uptight about being tied up

Striporama Varietese Teasearama

Eyeful Wink Titter

Bettie’s Clown Dance

The visual power to provoke

Something inside

Something very specific about the moment

Once she enters your consciousness

You see evidence of her everywhere

 

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Crime Beat: Whoops

 

DEARBORN

Police called when man can’t un-handcuff wife

 

A Dearborn man learned that when you handcuff your wife to the bed, make sure you know where the key is.

Dearborn Police officers responded to a call from a man at 7:15 a.m. Thursday, Sgt. Ray Patrick said. They had to use a universal key.

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Transgressive Victorians

I guess you could call my latest researches Transgressive Victorians. We have such an image of the Victorian age as a staid period of buttoned down, pious boring conformity that it comes as somewhat of a surprise to recognize the existence of a small group of anti-deist, sexually bold thinkers whose ideas are radical even by today’s standards.

Ironically, the supposed bedrock of the Empire, the standard classical education in Greek and Latin, was a casual factor in the rebellion. Every schoolboy malcontent was quick to brand himself as pagan, and the literary examples of Petronius, Sappho, Catullus, etc., gave evidence of a broad spectrum of sexuality ignored by the enervating, narrow Christianity of the day. Add to that the pervasive boarding school same sex hank panky and the widespread use of corporal punishment and you’ve got the makings of a pretty kinky nation, even if it was largely on the down low.

I’ve just read biographies of Oscar Wilde (The Secret Life of Oscar Wilde by Neil McKenna) and Algernon Swinburne (Swinburne: The Portrait of a Poet by Philip Henderson), two brilliant authors whose works and personas were vital to Victorian culture despite the fact that their lives and works were deliberately subversive of that culture’s avowed morals and most deeply held values.

I’ve always held that people’s philosophies are merely rationalizations for their fantasies, but only superior intellects like Wilde and Swinburne can turn their kinks into the kind of credos that underlie great works of art. Branded unnatural for his sexual “inversion,” Wilde proceeded to make inversion his aesthetic principle, holding that the artificial was superior to the natural, art more sublime than nature, and man’s creations superior to god’s. Homosexual sex without the possibility of procreation was, he and his fellow “Uranians” claimed, a much purer form of love, uncontaminated by bestial, evolutionary instincts. Wilde’s work constantly dramatizes characters who are not as they appear, who wear masks that conceal their true desires. The Picture of Dorian Gray is, after all, a book about life, sin and art, the principle conceit being an inversion where a painting shows the wear and tear of dissolute living while a living man remains as pristine as a work of art.

As for Swinburne, his masochistic urges led him to embrace an indifferent and even cruel universe. Like all true mystics he was drawn to that place where seeming dichotomies like love/hate or pleasure/pain dissolve and become reconciled, the scene of what his beloved William Blake called “the marriage of heaven and hell.”

The pre-sexual experience of flagellation produced, as Swinburne himself attested, a masochistic proclivity which to a great extent informed his conception of existence.

He was a masochist who believed that existence and its constructs as well as nature itself were informed by the conjuncture of pleasure and pain.

– Semyon Khokhlov

Sadomasochistic imagery and themes are prevalent in Swinburne’s works, yet the use to which he puts them indicates that he is not merely flaunting a psycho-sexual predilection. Rather Swinburne’s poetry sets forth the bold proposition that in nature, love and the major constructs of existence, pleasure and pain are intertwined.

– Douglas Bush

 

From Sade Swinburne took the idea that God smites equally the just and the unjust, and perhaps the former rather more than the latter; also the other idea that pain and death are everywhere in Nature, that crime is Nature’s law; and the conception of God as a Being of supreme wickedness (the supreme evil, God), and the revolt of man against the divinity he disowns.

– Mario Praz

These beliefs are nowhere more evident than in his little known, unfinished novel Lesbia Brandon. In many ways it’s unfortunate that Swinburne’s inherited wealth shielded him from the commercial exigencies that might have forced him from poetry into the more lucrative field of fiction, because in his prose he’s able to write more plainly and with more perspective than in much of his verse. His two surviving novels, Lesbia Brandon and Love’s Cross Currents are both fascinating books, much closer to French Romantics like Gautier or even a Decadent like Rachilde than any English writer.

True, there’s a somewhat disconcerting preoccupation with flogging in Lesbia Brandon, but the practice of “swishing” adolescent boys was a widespread but little recorded phenomenon which no doubt affected the psyche of the nation. The book occasionally threatens to descend into a superior example of Victorian smut, but, as Swinburne said The pornographer is also among the prophets.

Here’s a couple of extraordinary passages, in which the frustrated and socially improper passion of a young boy’s tutor for his charge’s sister leads to disordered fantasies and ultimately to very real and socially sanctioned violence against the boy, who has the misfortune of much resembling his sister:

The glory and terror of her beauty held down desire and absorbed despair. Rage rose in him again like a returning sea. Furious fancies woke up and fought inside him, crying out one upon the other. He would have given his life for leave to touch her, his soul for a chance of dying crushed down under her feet: an emotion of extreme tenderness, lashed to fierce insanity by the circumstances, frothed over into a passion of vehement cruelty. Deeply he desired to die to her, if that could be; and more deeply, if this could be, to destroy her: scourge her into swooning and absorb the blood with kisses; caress and lacerate her loveliness, alleviate and heighten her pains; to feel her foot upon his throat, and wound her own with his teeth; submit his body and soul for a little to her lightest will, and satiate upon hers the desperate caprice of his immeasurable desire…

There was a singular light in the man’s eyes as they followed her passing out after this speech; a sharp hard look with a cruel edge to it, but full of hidden heat; the light and heat of dumb desire, of desperate admiration, of bitter and painful hatred. Something too of wayward and hopeless pleasure was in their dark grey globes, latent and tacit. Suffering, self-contempt, envy and the rage of inverted love and passion poisoned in the springs, all were absorbed by the keen delight of a minute while her skirt brushed him and her eyes touched him. A pungent sense of tears pricked his eyelids and a bitter taste was one his tongue when he went out. Her god-like beauty was as blind and unmerciful as a god. Hating her with all his heart as he loved her with all his senses, he could but punish her through her brother, hurt her through his skin, but at least to do this was to make her own flesh and blood suffer for the pain inflicted on himself.

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Nixon’s Enemies and My Triumph

 

Never forget. The press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy! Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.

– Richard Nixon to Henry Kissinger in the Oval Office, December 14, 1972

 

At last something I wrote has achieved immortality – I’ve tried so many times to get a question in the Steelers Q & A feature in the online Pittsburgh Post Gazette that it came as quite a shock when I finally saw my words in print, offered to the curious Steeler Nation:

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08343/933700-367.stm

It’s funny that when asked my hometown I still say Pittsburgh even though I’ve now lived here longer than I did there – to me your hometown is where you were born. I also think, based on past rejections, that the editor might have something against Ann Arbor, probably because of what we did to Penn State a few years ago.

 

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Haiku

 

In the bus station

The beautiful young woman

With only one eye

 

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Hmmm..Maybe We Should Eat Mexican Tonite..

 

Chinese Tonite Restaurant

Date: Sept. 30

Number of critical violations:

3

Critical violations:

Several employees were observed rinsing hands off without using soap to clean (corrected.) The chicken broth was cooling by using improper methods (corrected.) Egg rolls were improperly chilled (corrected.)

Noncritical violations:

Shelves were improperly lined. The facility needs to be cleaned better, more frequently. Live adult and baby cockroaches were found; pests need to be controlled, exterminated. Several items were found to be cooling by potentially hazardous methods rather than rapid cooling methods. The walls need repair in several areas. The floor has puddles that pool up and needs to be fixed. The rear handsink didn’t have soap provided. Dish racks were moldy. Food was stored in unapproved containers. The faucet has a leak. Cloth towels weren’t sanitized.

 

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Shell Game!

Another treasure from the hoard of the hoarder!
 
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