Crime Beat: The Ypsilanti Michelangelo

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Man agrees to remove ‘obscene snowman’

A man who helped build a snow structure "resembling that of the male anatomy" destroyed it Tuesday after someone who was offended called Ypsilanti police.

An Ypsilanti police officer responded to a North Summit Street home about 3:31 p.m. to investigate a report of an "obscene snowman."

Someone reported the large snow structure, which was in the man’s front yard, was "offesnsive" and in "open view of the kids."

The 20-year-old man destroyed the structure in front of the police officer, and the officer asked him to refrain from such behavior in the future.

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Quotebag: Wittgenstein

 

I know

That this world exists

That I am placed in it like my eye in its visual field

That something about it is problematic

Which we call its meaning

– Ludwig Wittgenstein

 

I believe that a certain feeling of amazement that anything should exist at all, was sometimes experienced by Wittgenstein.

– Norman Malcolm

 

I told Wittgenstein he was mad and he said God preserve me from sanity.

– Bertrand Russell

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Overheard Conversation of the Day

Don’t tell Kaitlin cause I don’t think she wants to know that both her parents are fucking locked up.
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An Ypsilanti Nap/Returning To The Scene Of The Crime

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Man steals, abandons car

A man abandoned the car he stole from a store parking lot in Ypsilanti when he discovered a woman sleeping in the back seat, police said.

The woman was unharmed , and police were able to identify a suspect from the store surveillance video and arrest him.

A man reported his 1992 blue Honda, which had been left running, was stolen from a store parking lot about 12:40 a.m. Thursday. He told police his girlfriend was sleeping in the back seat.

Police began looking for the car and found it parked at an apartment complex. The woman was awake inside the car and unharmed. Police believe she slept through the entire incident.

Police identified the suspect, a 42-year-old man from Ypsilanti Township, from surveillance video at the store. A store clerk later told police the suspect was back in the store. Police arrested him. He was held at the Washtenaw County jail.

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Quotebag: For a Good Time Call Unrealized Futility

 

Flaubert clearly saw the real, the devastating emptiness of men’s hopes and dreams and aims and plans as they so often work out. What he did not always sufficiently convey directly in the path of realistic truthfulness is a sense of the fact that people may have a very good time, may really heartily enjoy their depressingly commonplace actions, as seen from other points of view – actions undistinguished, vulgar, stupid, and in the long run utterly futile even in respect to the pitifully worthless ambitions which inspired them – actions of which the one redeeming virtue is perhaps the very fact that their futility was not realized and the enjoyment of them thus made possible.

— John Garber Palache

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Print the Legend by Craig McDonald

Print the Legend, Craig McDonald, Minotaur Books, $24.99.

Considering that it revolves around Ernest Hemingway’s 1961 suicide by shotgun, I suppose it would be indelicate of me to say that Craig McDonald’s Print the Legend blew me away, but in the noir spirit of the book I’ll say it anyway. Most of the action takes place four years later at a 1965 academic conference about Hemingway in Idaho, close to the scene of the crime. Slimy University of Michigan professor Richard Paulson, his spunky wife Hannah, Hem’s friend and fellow manly writer Hector Lassiter and shadowy FBI agent Donovan Creedy all come together with widow Mary Hemingway and a gaggle of fatuous academics to struggle for the great man’s legacy and shed light on his death.

Everyone has their own agenda, Paulson trying to prove that Hemingway was murdered, Creedy seeking information damaging to J. Edgar Hoover, and Lassiter looking to bolster his own literary reputation as well as protecting that of his friend. Things get wild and wooly quickly, McDonald effortlessly spooning Hemingway fact and legend into a mix that includes booze, stolen and forged manuscripts, LSD, gunplay and murder – the most shocking scene of all occurring in our very own Ann Arbor after pregnant Hannah’s return.

The academic world is novel territory for noir fiction, but McDonald makes it his own with truly impressive originality and ingenuity. While not quite achieving the immersive period authenticity of Megan Abbott or the twisted, dark vision of James Ellroy, McDonald carves out his own patch of the neo-noir landscape in Print the Legend, and, like Hemingway himself, does it with breathtaking brio.

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Happy Valentines Day!

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Highway

High on the border of Ohio

An intermediary state

Between the familiar driver

And the absolutely and

Eternally divided highway

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Crime Beat: Ypsilanti Sortsmanship

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Man accused of assault

 

A man told police his roommate assaulted him, slashed a rear tire of his Dodge Stratus and wrote a curse word on the driver’s-side door after he lost in a video game, Ypsilanti police say.

 

No word on what video game was being played.

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Snow

 
What matter if the snow
Blots out the garden?
She shall still recline
Upon the scented balustrade
And glow with spring.
 
— Li Po
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