Category Archives: Cosmic Verities

Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping? A: A rhetorical question.

I went into the "public library" to use the washroom and meet some new friends, and let me tell you people, what I saw there MADE MY BLOOD BOIL! These LIBRARY LIBS are "lending" books to ANYONE THAT WANTS THEM … Continue reading →

Act today, not tomorrow: the Blog God must realize urgency of better cool efficiency by B.O. Plenty and Sprinkle Saltwoman To our fellow citizens of the Ypsilanti, we have one question: Do you know you will perhaps more than anyone … Continue reading →

Hello Neighbor! I stopped by your house to discuss an important matter of great interest to our city with you today, but you weren’t home, so I’m leaving this letter at your domicile to explain the import of said matter … Continue reading →

September, 04 07 Dear Hoover students, It is my honor and privilege to serve you and your families this year as the new principal of East Ypsilanti Herbert Hoover high school. Hoover is rich in tradition and fame as one … Continue reading →

Ziddlefat, John L Ypsilanti, Michigan Age 49, was called home by our precious Lord and Savior to be in his loving hands and pressed against his consoling breast Thursday, August 16, 2007, after a long, 16 year battle against a … Continue reading →

Dear Book Enthusiast, I beg your indulgence for the impersonal salutation. Unfortunately, due to the many changes occurring in a large number of bookstores lately, I never quite certain who’s sitting at the helm of any particular store. Even if … Continue reading →

  Hello neighbor! I am writing this missive in order to introduce myself and ask for your support in the upcoming election for city Council. My name is Jenny Laud Garuda and I would love to have a chance to … Continue reading →

City council needs prophet on call Dear Editor, I couldn’t help but notice that in the plethora of verbiage concerning the local acquisition of certain selected points of interest that may or may not have any relevance to the economy … Continue reading →

Greetingd, Below my good friend of American extraction I hope that today finds you well in considerable Christian health. I’m afraid that perhaps you find this message slightly puzzling but I hope that you were not offended at the efforts … Continue reading →