Category Archives: Cosmic Verities

When one of her pupils fell in love with her, she displayed and threw before him one of the rags she used as a sanitary napkin, and said: "You are in love with this, young man, not with the Beautiful." … Continue reading →

Description (In Witness’s Own Words): I was watching a baseball game on network television sometime during the autumn of either 1976 or 1977. Suddenly the camera switched from the game to something suspended in the sky. The "something" looked like … Continue reading →

TOPS, INDEED   Dear Editor, Every so often I read a letter in our local daily Ann Arbor newspaper. I always feel a warm glow in my heart when I read such letters for to me they reveal one of … Continue reading →

  This is one inspector I hope never comes to our store: Critical violations: There wasn’t a capable person in charge (corrected).

My fantasy is that soon after the inauguration the aliens will come down in their saucers and reveal all the secrets of the universe to mankind. When asked why they came now they will reply Because you finally showed you … Continue reading →

  A concatenation of puzzling results from an alphabet soup of satellites and experiments has led a growing number of astronomers and physicists to suspect that they are getting signals from a shadow universe of dark matter that makes up … Continue reading →

  It has come to my attention that several comments concerning UBU have been made on another, far more obscure website. Therefore, in order to insure the widest possible audience for my responses, I present them in this forum.   … Continue reading →

There’s supposedly some “movie stars” around town. Big deal – I probably wouldn’t recognize them if I saw them. I never go to mainstream Hollywood movies, only to low budget indie films or documentaries about fracking or the NSA. They … Continue reading →

  There’s a formulation that everybody seems to use these days when expressing condolences – "My thoughts and prayers go out to the family" it roughly goes, though often the thoughts and prayers "are with" the bereaved. What exactly is that … Continue reading →

  Two Gross Stories A couple of customers, a man and a woman, strangers to each other if not to me, stood by the desk, the three of us talking. In the course of the story two extremely gross stories … Continue reading →