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Crime Beat: Attend Your Salad!

Posted on July 24, 2007 by ubu507

Unattended salad prompts courthouse alert Tuesday, July 17, 2007 By Gabrielle Banks, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A salad left unattended in a bag under a restroom sink prompted the closing of the Grant Street entrance to the Allegheny County Courthouse and the … Continue reading →

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Announcement from Shandy Slide Academy President Thomas and Selfhard

Posted on July 21, 2007 by ubu507

(The  following has been UBUIZED for your protection!)   Dear Shandy Slide Academy community; Pursuant to his advance notice, I have now I’ll know for many months that I would finally reached the point where I would have to write … Continue reading →

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Quote Bag: Pose: Poetry and Prose

Posted on July 20, 2007 by ubu507

It seemed to him that he was living in many different worlds at the same time. Each of them was equally true. I might forget you eventually, but I’ll never forget your body. – from Depths by Henning Mankell   … Continue reading →

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Starling Electric and the Brian Jones T-shirt

Posted on July 18, 2007 by ubu507

Ever since I had a minor (but painful) health problem a while back I’ve tried to be more aware of what I eat. My pet bugaboo has been high fructose corn syrup, the sweetener they pump into almost every processed … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: State of Illusion

Posted on July 17, 2007 by ubu507

Crime Beat: State of Illusion U-M burglary report turns out to be false University of Michigan Police say a burglary reported Saturday evening at the Alice Lloyd residence hall wasn’t a burglary after all. Diane Brown, a campus police spokeswoman, … Continue reading →

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Remy de Gourmont

Posted on July 14, 2007 by ubu507

Thanks to the indulgence of Comcast internet connectivity has been restored so RadioFreeUBU will now resume regular programming… Remy de Gourmont (1858 – 1915) was one of those writers who were very influential in their time, but have been largely … Continue reading →

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Madam

Posted on July 11, 2007 by ubu507

Madam   I’m standing in a crowd, waiting to cross the street. There aren’t any cars coming so a family steps off the curb, but the moment they do this greasy, long haired street preacher type starts bellowing Don’t walk, … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: Cell Phones on Ice

Posted on July 10, 2007 by ubu507

  Nothing stolen, just rearranged An Ann Arbor couple told police their home was broken into and several items were rearranged but not stolen, reports said. Officers responded to the home in the 1400 block of Wisteria Drive early Sunday … Continue reading →

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Katie: Part Five

Posted on June 30, 2007 by ubu507

Katie: Part Five   "Pan?" Katie seemed to become alert for the first time. Since Pan didn’t go to our school, most people had a hard time categorizing him as anything other than some variety of weirdo, a weirdo, however, … Continue reading →

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The Cheerleader’s Conversation

Posted on June 29, 2007 by ubu507

The Cheerleader’s Conversation (To Mr. Yan)   Cruel to you? You’re the one that’s always Saying such nasty things About me   Oh, like you know anything Anything at all   Does she know? What’s she wearing? No kidding Is … Continue reading →

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