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Quote Bag:Blasts From the Past

Posted on August 10, 2007 by ubu507

When we first opened our store we thought it was necessary to make people aware of our name and who we were, so we advertised every month in a local publication. Since we didn’t have too many events to publicize … Continue reading →

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Paul Leppin’s Severin’s Journey Into the Dark

Posted on August 8, 2007 by ubu507

I’m always telling my customers that one reason to read anthologies is that they are a great way to find new authors, and by gum, ain’t it the gospel truth. I’ve been reading the Dedalus Decadence series and have found, … Continue reading →

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From the desk of Jenny Laud Garuda, Candidate for City Council

Posted on August 7, 2007 by ubu507

  Hello neighbor! I am writing this missive in order to introduce myself and ask for your support in the upcoming election for city Council. My name is Jenny Laud Garuda and I would love to have a chance to … Continue reading →

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Quote Bag: Blatant Lushness

Posted on August 4, 2007 by ubu507

There is a degree of prettiness which merges to sheer beauty; and Leicester, who had adopted the jargon of his day, had once called her "divine" without eliciting either gratification or amusement from the object of his praise. All the … Continue reading →

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Quote Bag: Satan’s Stoners

Posted on August 3, 2007 by ubu507

I saw Patti Smith last night, thirty years after I saw her for the first time. I’ve seen her many, many times in between and Thursday she put on yet another legendary show. She is a true goddess and I … Continue reading →

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The Lion and the Lamb

Posted on August 1, 2007 by ubu507

The following was created by cobbling together passages from The Lion and the Lamb by E. Phillips Oppenheim. The girl swung herself around on the couch, threw a smoked out cigarette to the hearth, pressed back her hair and sat … Continue reading →

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Letters to the Editor

Posted on July 31, 2007 by ubu507

City council needs prophet on call Dear Editor, I couldn’t help but notice that in the plethora of verbiage concerning the local acquisition of certain selected points of interest that may or may not have any relevance to the economy … Continue reading →

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Katie: Part Six

Posted on July 28, 2007 by ubu507

And so we rolled on 28 along the river, the two of us, Katie’s headlights stabbing through my back window, her face indistinguishable among the shifting reflections of trees on the windshield. Used as I was to the streetlights and … Continue reading →

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Greetingd,

Posted on July 27, 2007 by ubu507

Greetingd, Below my good friend of American extraction I hope that today finds you well in considerable Christian health. I’m afraid that perhaps you find this message slightly puzzling but I hope that you were not offended at the efforts … Continue reading →

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Philipp Vandenberg’s Mysteries of the Oracles: The Last Secrets of Antiquity

Posted on July 25, 2007 by ubu507

It’s been well documented here on RADIOFREEUBU that I have an abiding interest in the subject of ancient oracles. So when Philipp Vandenberg’s Mysteries of the Oracles: The Last Secrets of Antiquity showed up on the publisher VHPS’s forthcoming list … Continue reading →

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