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For Greg Who Set Himself On Fire in Eberwhite Woods

Posted on October 22, 2008 by ubu507

  For Greg Who Set Himself on Fire in Eberwhite Woods   Gone In a blaze of glory   Still Owing me ten bucks  

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Crime Beat: Ape Suits, Shoes on Roofs and Automatic Flushers

Posted on October 21, 2008 by ubu507

  Wanted man dons ape suit, gets police attention An Altoona man who went to buy cigarettes in a gorilla suit to win a bet with his girlfriend is now being accused of receiving stolen property. Altoona police say they … Continue reading →

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The Madhouse Bell

Posted on October 18, 2008 by ubu507

  The Madhouse Bell   Dark Flow Hairy Trotters Cult and Myth Concupiscence Entrancing Day The Event Group The Decay Scene My Place in a Few The Madhouse Bell Unbalanced Thinking Hyperbolic Nonsense Licenced and Insured The Climax of Matter … Continue reading →

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Product of the Month

Posted on October 17, 2008 by ubu507

  Gotta go? Forget finding the nearest log. Marry-up this universal-fit Off Road Commode to any 2" receiver hitch for outdoors "be-seated" comfort. Supports up to 500 lbs. Tough 1 5/16" diam. tubular steel seat is covered in soft, padded … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: The Family That Preys Together

Posted on October 15, 2008 by ubu507

  4 family members held in break-ins   A Whitmore Lake area family of four has been arrested on suspicion of breaking into vehicles parked in church lots during Sunday services over the last month in four counties. On Sunday, … Continue reading →

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UBU: Silent Running

Posted on October 8, 2008 by ubu507

  Hey, don’t fret true believer but ole UBU is going to be hitting the road, silent running with NO RADIO CONTACT for about a week – the longest I’ve been out of this burg since we moved here… For … Continue reading →

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Heart Shaped Note

Posted on October 7, 2008 by ubu507

  I leave my job in the parking lot (we’re never busy anyway) to sneak a quick lunch with Rowe. She’s very depressed, in worse shape than I’ve ever seen her, down and bedraggled, very glad I’ve come to support … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: Mysteries of Ypsilanti

Posted on October 4, 2008 by ubu507

  Police use Taser in bizarre incident Ypsilanti Police used a Taser to subdue a 24-year-old Ypsilanti man who grabbed a woman during a bizarre incident early this morning in the 600 block of Armstrong Court. Ypsilanti Police Sgt. Deric … Continue reading →

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Palin-tautology

Posted on October 3, 2008 by ubu507

  I was extremely apprehensive Thursday night for the Palen/Biden debate. My emotional state was really most like my feelings before a Steeler playoff game. The difference between a football game and debate, however, is that at the end of … Continue reading →

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The POD People Are Back In Large Numbers

Posted on October 1, 2008 by ubu507

  Man, I’m a little freaked out by the proliferation of “lightning source,” a.k.a. print on demand (POD) or what used to be known as vanity press books. There are more and more every month, and there are probably more … Continue reading →

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