If I Can’t Have You

Attempt-to-locate

In the American bush

Over lunch at the Old Country Buffet

Or among the road runners

And the occasional lizard

Outside the Pacific Northwest’s

Premier cosmetology school

Where it looks like someone

Has decapitated a squad of cheerleaders

Some creepy sleazy nasty man

Swinging manic

Employees describe him as annoying

He’s not going to the Celestial Kingdom

That’s for sure

The trauma and drama arousing and nostalgic

Resisting solutions

Praying like crazy

That she’s normal happy and safe

As indicated by scripture