Skeletons

 

Skeletons

 

Doll art

Asphyxiation

Stepping toward me

Still pushing her

Coat away delivering

Little exclamations driving

Us to eventuality to

The extinction of experience

The realm of the foraging hand

The skeletons inside us

Finding strange company

In the flesh

Naked strangled

With the bed sheet

The smell of electricity

Smoldering blinking

Her eyes closed

As she talks

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Crime Beat: One Nutty Squirrel

 

Squirrel bites EMU student on toe

A 17-year-old Eastern Michigan University student was bitten by a squirrel near Sherzer Hall at about 4 p.m. Wednesday, campus police said.

The women said the squirrel approached her and she spoke to it, saying she didn’t have any food.

The squirrel then bit her on a toe on her left foot, and would not let go, she said. She had to shake the squirrel off her foot.

She suffered a deep puncture wound to her toe and was taken to St. Joseph Mercy Hospital for treatment. Witnesses said police kept an eye on the squirrel until hospital authorities informed them it would not have to be tested.

and here’s an exciting event you won’t want to miss…

 

ANN ARBOR STAMP CLUB

7:30 p.m., Salvation Army Citadel, 100 Arbana St. Doug Bain gives an illustrated talk about postal ZIP codes. Visitors welcome.

 

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Royal Oak?

A Royal pain in the ass is what I calls it!
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Crime Beat: Cross-Dresser Traffic

He, dressed as she, hits lingerie store

Saying he was angry a lingerie store refused to hire him, a man dressed in women’s clothing drove his vehicle into a building – causing $3,000 in damage and resulting in felony charges, the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office said.

Jeremy McIntosh, 27, was arraigned Monday. If convicted, McIntosh – who wore makeup, blue capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching bra during the incident – could face prison time.

He was being held in Oakland County Jail.

He told deputies he was homeless and wanted to go to jail.

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The Devil Writes Out

Steven Sidor’s book has moved me to take a quick read through the tacky world of Black Magic/Satanic popular literature. Someday, when I am properly inspired, I’d like to incorporate this material into one of my sex/drug word collages probably under the title Satan Gets High. Until that happy day, I’ll just present these yummy passages from Dennis Wheatley’s 30’s potboiler The Devil Rides Out as is:

Author’s note:

All the characters and situations in this book are entirely imaginary but, in the inquiry necessary to the writing of it, I found ample evidence that Black Magic is still practiced in London, and other cities, at the present day. Should any of my readers incline to a serious study of the subject, and thus come in contact with a man or woman of Power, I feel that it is only right to urge them, most strongly, to refrain from being drawn into the practice of the Secret Art in any way. My own observations have led me to an absolute conviction that to do so would bring them into dangers of a very real and concrete nature.

With a sudden access of bitter fury he turned on Simon, and seizing him by his silk lapels, shook him as a terrier shakes a rat. "You fool," he thundered. "I’d rather see you dead than monkeying with Black Magic!"

For Rex had no doubts that, incredible as it might seem, the Duke was right, and Satan worship still a living force in modern cities, just as the infernal Voodoo cult was still secretly practiced by the Negroes in the Southern States of his own country.

After that he could no longer employ modern standards of belief or unbelief to the possibilities which might result from the strange and horrible doings of these people who had given themselves over to ancient cults.

The day before he would have instantly assumed her to be joking, despite her apparent seriousness, but now, he realized with a little shock, he no longer considered it beyond the bounds of possibility that actual results might be procured by doing certain curious things to a little waxen doll, so greatly had his recent experiences altered his outlook.

"No, in ancient Egypt every woman surrendered herself at the temple before she married, in order that she might acquire virtue, and sacred prostitution is still practiced in many parts of the world – for that is what this amounts to. Regarded from the personal point of view, of course, it is loathsome. If I thought of it that way I should never be able to go through with it at all, but I have trained myself not to, and think of it now as a ritual which has to be gone through in order to acquire fresh powers."

"Those things they have lighted are the special black candles made of pitch and sulphur," muttered the Duke. "You will be able to smell them in a minute. But look at the priests: didn’t I tell you that there is little difference between this modern Satanism and Voodoo? We might also be witnessing some heathen ceremony in an African jungle!"

Rex chocked into his hands as the fumes caught his throat then whispered "What is that filth they’re burning?"

"Thorn apple leaves, henbane, dried nightshade, myrtle and other herbs," De Richleau answered. "Some are harmless apart from their stench, but others drug the brain and excite the senses to an animal fury of lust and eroticism you will see soon enough."

"Phew!" Rex choked out, wiping the perspiration from his forehead. "This is a ghastly business. I can’t stand much more of it. They’re mad, stark staring crazy, every mother’s son of them."

"Yes, temporarily," the Duke looked up again. "Some of them are probably epileptics, and nearly all must be abnormal. This revolting spectacle represents a release of all their pent-up emotions and suppressed complexes, engendered by brooding over imagined injustices, lust for power, bitter hatred of rivals in love or some other type of success and good fortune. That is the only explanation for this terrible exhibition of human depravity which we are witnessing."

She knew with a sudden appalling clarity that having even been the witness of this blasphemous sacrilege was enough to damn her for all eternity, and that her own wish to attend this devilish saturnalia had been engendered only by a stark madness caught like some terrible contagious disease from her association with these other unnatural beings who were the victims of a ghastly lunacy.

"Half the people in our asylums may be suffering from a physical lesion of the brain but others are unaccountably insane. The real reason is demonic possession brought about by looking upon terrible things they were never meant to see."

"But human sacrifice is more potent for all purposes than any other, and these wretched people are hardly human at the moment. Their brains are diseased and their mentality is that of the hags and warlocks of the Dark Ages."

Their maniacal exaltation died away. The false exhilaration of the alcohol, the pungent herbal incense and the drug-laden ointments which they had smeared upon their bodies, drained from them. They woke as from an intoxicated nightmare to the realization of their nakedness and helplessness.

"You fool!" De Richleau suddenly swung upon him. Germany did not make the Great War. It came out of Russia. The monk rasputin was the Evil Genius behind it all. He was the greatest Black Magician that the world has known for centuries. It was he who found one of the gateways through which to let forth the four horsemen that they may wallow in blood and destruction."

"If we were only dreaming how can you possibly explain it?" Richard insisted.

"I cannot," De Richleau shrugged a little wearily. "Even the greatest seekers after Truth have done little more than lift the corner of the veil which hides the vast unknown, but it is my belief that during the period of our dream journey we have been living in what the moderns call the fourth dimension – divorced from time."

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Library Events:I’m Not Playing With My Food, Ma, I’m BUILDING!

 

EDIBLE ARCHITECTURE

2 p.m., Ann Arbor District Library, Malletts Creek branch.

Who can build the tallest food structure?

Free.

 

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To the POD a Paper Doll

They used to call them vanity presses – now they’re known as P.O.D. (print on demand), but they’re still good for publishing some whacky titles.

Here’s my favorite of the month, from an outfit called Beaver Press (which in my day would mean an entirely different kind of book!):

I Want to Be a Cutout Doll

Contributor(s): Lenzi, Maryann F (Author)

ISBN: 0971189846 EAN: 9780971189843

Publisher: Beaver Publications, Inc.

US SRP: $ 14.95 US – (Discount: 25%)

Binding: Paperback

Annotation: In 80 interconnected poems, a 60-year-old woman asks Mother Nature to turn her into a paper doll so that she can escape the trials and tribulations of her life.

This item is Not Returnable

And who even knew Mother Nature MADE paper dolls!

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The Site

 

I’m working on a story about a rumored eco-accident at the research facility of a powerful and secretive multinational corporation. It’s been covered up so expertly that I can only find the faintest evidence that it ever happened in the first place, just a few traces of what appears to have been a fairly major catastrophic event.

My editor finally agrees to send me out there, and in preparation I look over a listing of the attorneys in the area who specialize in environmental law and am pleasantly surprised to see Katie’s name among them. I’d know she was a lawyer and lived in the state, but had no idea of her speciality or exact location. Evidently she used to work for a large firm but now has her own office.

I make an appointment for the afternoon of my arrival with her secretary, who, of course, doesn’t know me. Katie does, but seems more amused than anything when I turn up. She’s deadly serious about the case, however, and in fact was friends with an EPA official who was dismissed for pursuing the case too vigorously. She even tells me that she believes her own career at her firm was compromised by her association with this man. He gave her the official case file before leaving town and Katie makes me a copy and then suggests we go over to the site itself while there’s still light.

It’s a few miles out and an absolutely surreal sight – there’s a razor topped high security fence surrounding a few city blocks with a modest warehouse in the middle. Outside the fence there’s nothing, just scraggly dirt and rubble amid the outlines of streets and foundations. Katie explains that after the mysterious accident the corporation bought the small village, enclosed part of it, and razed the rest.

We walk past the NO TRESPASSING sign to the fence. What’s visible inside looks weirdly normal – abandoned convenience stores and office buildings, dirty and shabby, but not vandalized or apparently damaged in any way. As I’m taking a soil sample a sedan full of guys in sunglasses and suits pulls up. Without a word we scurry to the car and peel away as they glare at us, one of them ostentatiously writing Katie’s licence number in his notebook.

Wow, that was weird I say.

No kidding

Katie says. This whole thing is beyond weird.

Now that we’re driving away, our pressing business done, I suddenly realize that here I am, alone with Katie again. I sneak a look at her profile as she drives with that characteristic steely concentration, as striking as ever.

I start to feel self-conscious and neither of says anything until we pull up to my hotel. So I ask What’s a good place to eat around here? Can I buy you dinner?

Screw you!

She spits out, scowling. Is that what this is all about? Is that why you called me, so you could put the moves on me again?

No, Katie, not at all, I just…

Yeah, whatever.

She’s so angry she’s actually turned red. Just get out.

Katie! Listen, I’m sorry if I…

Get out.

She says through clenched teeth, glaring straight ahead.

Fine. Suit yourself. I grab my briefcase, slamming the car door behind me. As I stomp up to my room I’m seething with shock and anger. Sure, I’m still attracted to her – who wouldn’t be – and maybe I was beginning to entertain some ideas about us, but it’s infuriating that she’d think I set this whole thing up just to get into her pants.

I get a cheeseburger from room service and sit there stewing, eventually leafing through the documents she’s given me. They’re very interesting, if only because such an extreme effort has been made to reveal as little information as possible, even in the face of governmental inquiry. I open my laptop and begin sifting through the internet, the very tiny nuggets I unearth suggesting a very strange pattern.

After an hour or two there’s a knock on the door. By this time I’ve become paranoid enough to be afraid it’s the Men in Black coming to silence me, but when I open the door, chain attached, there’s a contrite Katie, wine bottle in hand.

I’m sorry, all right? She says in her forthright way as I slip the chain and she comes in. I apologize. I guess it’s just – after my divorce and all the crap I went through at the firm – I guess I just have a problem trusting people these days.

I close the door behind her. No, that’s O.K., Katie, really. I mean I came to you because I know you, I know what kind of person you are and I respect your, you know, intelligence and tenacity and not because you’re pretty or anything.

She puts the wine bottle on the table and turn to me, smiling. Gee, thanks.

Not that you’re not pretty. Or anything. It’s just that, well, in a situation like this, there’s nobody else I’d rather have on my side.

Honestly.

She takes a step toward me and then we’re in each other’s arms.

Later we’re lying in bed drinking the last of the wine. Let’s go out there she says suddenly.

What?

Didn’t you read the police reports? They blacked out half of it, but if you notice, every time

something weird happens at the site, it’s always after midnight.

Yeah, so…. I look at the clock. 12:34.

So, let’s go out there now. I’ve been thinking about it for a while, but I didn’t want to go alone.

She’s sitting up now, poised, couching, her eyes glittering in the dark.

Sure, all right, let’s do it

I say. Let’s go. We pull on our scattered clothes and go out to the car.

At the site the quiet is almost unearthly – no birds, no insects, no leaves, – nothing but the sound of our own footsteps on the gravel. We reach the fence and look in at the square of buildings, the beam of my flashlight reflecting dully off the dusty windows.

Look Katie whispers.

What?

Quiet –

And then, coming toward us very quickly, are a thousand multi-colored lights….

 

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Crime Beat: Grim Details Emerge in Beheading

 

By Ben Schmitt

FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER

Not only did Orlewicz stab Sorensen 12 times and decapitate him, he used the severed head like a macabre puppet, Wayne County Assistant Prosecutor Robert Moran told jurors in his opening statement.

Moran said that Orlewicz held up Sorensen’s head and flapped its jaws while saying the words "Hi Alex," to his friend Alex Letkemann.

 

 

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The Silver Dove by Andrey Biely

The place where the two currents of my recent reading about Rasputin and the Russian Symbolists converge is a book called The Silver Dove by Andrey Biely. It’s the story of a young Russian intellectual at the turn of the century who falls under the spell of a peasant carpenter and his wife/disciple and becomes a member of a sectarian cult. Harrison Salisbury (selected, I suppose, for his experience as an old Russia hand) points out in his brief introduction that the book, written in 1909, is an astonishing act of clairvoyance, both of the rise in influence of Rasputin and, indeed the Russian revolution itself. Tolstoy’s idea of the peasant as being the "real" soul of Russia and somehow more authentic than other Russians (you know, like the way Ypsilanti is more authentic than Ann Arbor because of the crack whores) is exposed in all its tragic foolishness. Ironically, hindsight allows us to see how the seemingly contrary idea of Westernization through the adoption of foreign ideas like, say, Marxism, led to a barbarism undreamt of by the Tartars, as the intellectual Lenin was superceded by the epitome of the crafty, brutal peasant, Stalin.

But while Salisbury downplays the literary qualities of the book in favor of the prophetic ones, in his introduction the translator George Reavey quite rightly argues for the centrality of Biely not only to Russian modernism but to world literature at large, comparing him to James Joyce in his brilliant wordplay and wide erudition. Biely’s St. Petersburg is one of those widely acknowledged but little read masterpieces and the rest of his work is even less available. The Silver Dove is fairly scarce but not expensive, a real shame because it’s a brilliant work, as you can perhaps see from the following passages:

The pock-marked woman, a hawk with browless eyes, was no tender flower germinating in the depths of his soul, no dream this, no rosy dawn, no honeyed grass, but a storm cloud, a female tiger, and she entered him like a werewolf and called him imperiously; her soft smiling lips intoxicated and confused him with a languorous sense of sadness and joy that banished all shame; and thus, revealed for an instant, the gaping jaws of a millennium now resurrected, the memory of what had never been part of his personal experience, awakening the unknown face which was terrifying familiar only in dreams; and that face was now embodied in the image of an incredible and yet existent childhood.

And I waited always: and out of the dark people defined themselves; and I waited always for the appearance out of the dark of a terrifying, languorous call, summoning me into the distance…

How she stood there, his own, his bride, who only yesterday had flown away from him to return to him today – how she stood there wreathed in green intoxication and in dripping drops of rain! O feast-filled moment!

Greedily their greedy lips opened; hands of steel, molding a slender body, stretched out impulsively, a red hot lava of breathing poured into her breast; already her lips met with lips in a long, lingering voluptuous breath; her blue dress, like her blue sky, was against the red sunset of his clothes: and above this sunset of two lives now mingled, the airy ash, the cloud of expostulations, the pink bunches of rosebay danced all around them.

And she looked him over, and how! From her eyes out of that pock-marked face blue seas began to move; the abyss yawned in her eyes and he was already swept away into a cold whirlpool of passion.

Was it dream or no dream? A body woven of gold detached itself from Matryona and covered Pyotr: their flesh vanished, burnt out: only a gold woven cloud of smoke filled the hollow oak. Was it dream or no dream?

It lasted only a brief instant; but during that instant there was nothing: no world, no space, no time. And then again their bodies defined themselves, it was as though from above, from the opening to the sky, out of the dark heaven, bright purple threads had been poured, sparkling threads, like bright Christmas gold or silver thread to make the children happy.

And out of those bright gold and silver threads a human image formed itself again; dark-woven, floating, dumb, they glowed there, settling down in their places.

The village had become a new earth; it was no longer just air, but a sweet honeyed herb; breathing it, you became intoxicated; but what would it be when it was time to sober up? Or from now on no sobering up; you will drink until you see the green serpent, but what afterwards – death?

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