Author Archives: ubu507

I know you’re all avid for the next installment of our riveting tale, but I was actually thinking of writing another anti-Bush screed focusing on the irony of the "terrorist organization" Hamas winning one of his beloved elections when I … Continue reading →

Great, great, I said, getting up too, and we smiled dumbly at each other. So? She asked finally. Oh, ah, yeah… At this point you’d expect me to say something like I’ll call you, but in our college even the … Continue reading →

if statistics are accurate ABSOLUTELY NO ONE has read Part Two. Due to this total lack of interest there’s only one thing to do — immediately post PART THREE!   She was relaxed without seeming bored, responsive but not overeager, … Continue reading →

But the key to Kathy, or rather the key to my future relationship with Kathy, was right there, in the form of the empty chair across from her as she sat alone at the long table in the dining hall, … Continue reading →

There’s always a key with a woman, isn’t there, or rather the conjunction of key and hole (so to speak), that brief window of light, the narrow opportunity to get inside, to get to really know her. In our crowded … Continue reading →