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Product of the Year!

Posted on October 3, 2007 by ubu507

I know my Christmas list just got a lot shorter! http://shop.sportsmansguide.com/cb/cb.asp?a=372005

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It’s time once again for the POD (print on demand) round-up. This month I think the titles just say it all. Who wouldn’t want these scintillating books! (Though a couple of the names are great too – do you think … Continue reading →

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Complaint: New World Order vs Mankind

Posted on September 29, 2007 by ubu507

This is a portion of an actual legal document furnished by our friends at GDA: COMPLAINT "NEW WORLD ORDER AGAINST MANKIND" COUNT 1 Vast conspiracy through Defendant’s for New World Order forcing the Uniform Commercial Code "UCC" on … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: The War on Terror Rolls on

Posted on September 28, 2007 by ubu507

Terror plot on the Turnpike? Well, not exactly Suspicious activity that placed the toll road on alert turns out to be two men taking pictures for a prospective bidder Wednesday, September 26, 2007 By Joe Grata, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette State … Continue reading →

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Quote Bag: But Listen!

Posted on September 26, 2007 by ubu507

But listen! – at the very first crack of dawn, The ground underfoot begins to mutter, The woody ridges to quake, and a baying Of the hounds was heard through the half-light The goddess was coming, Hecate So much … Continue reading →

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Act Today, Not Tomorrow

Posted on September 25, 2007 by ubu507

Act today, not tomorrow: the Blog God must realize urgency of better cool efficiency by B.O. Plenty and Sprinkle Saltwoman To our fellow citizens of the Ypsilanti, we have one question: Do you know you will perhaps more than anyone … Continue reading →

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Quote Bag: Her She Kisses

Posted on September 22, 2007 by ubu507

Often Love commanded me to go and look for the youngest of angels; so, during those early years I often went in search of her, and I found her to be of such natural dignity and worthy of such admiration … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: What?

Posted on September 21, 2007 by ubu507

Loser of foot race says winner hit him An Ypsilanti man told police he was assaulted by a man in Ann Arbor after losing a foot race at about 2 a.m. Sunday morning. Ann Arbor Police reported they went … Continue reading →

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In Memoriam: Shakey Jake Woods

Posted on September 19, 2007 by ubu507

I remember the first time I saw Shakey Jake Woods (he actually signed things "Shakin’ Jake," but common usage will always make him Shakey) – it was at my alma mater, Kenyon College in tiny Gambier, Ohio. On my … Continue reading →

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From Her Honor Mayor of Ypsilanti

Posted on September 18, 2007 by ubu507

Hello Neighbor! I stopped by your house to discuss an important matter of great interest to our city with you today, but you weren’t home, so I’m leaving this letter at your domicile to explain the import of said matter … Continue reading →