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In Memorium

Posted on July 22, 2008 by ubu507

IN MEMORIUM PHILIP D. JOYCE DECEMBER 26, 1932 — JULY 16, 2008 A great teacher and a great guy. So long, Happy Chap….

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Ponytailed Erinys The greyness when It gets late brings The challenge of reality In the form of The Washburn Cheerleader Ponytailed Erinys returning Erinys who walks in darkness Who strips her clothes off And hangs them in a … Continue reading →

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Library Follies

Posted on July 18, 2008 by ubu507

Librarians Grant Godlike Powers! MILAN SUMMER READING: "CREATE A BUG" 11 a.m., Milan Public Library, 151 Wabash St., Milan. Listen to a bug story, then make your own. Grades K-2. Free. I’m not sure this really sounds like … Continue reading →

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Cancer Bird

Posted on July 15, 2008 by ubu507

Cancer Bird Beth was one of the finest people I’ve ever met. I’m usually at loggerheads with conventional, true believer types, and at first that was the case between us, but eventually she won me over with her sheer … Continue reading →

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But can we be sure it enjoys?

Posted on July 12, 2008 by ubu507

Join me in hailing this mechanical marvel which evidently not only dispenses art but eats and drinks at the same time! WELCOME GREENY THE ART-O-MAT 6-8 p.m., 826michigan, 115 E. Liberty St. See this refurbished vintage cigarette machine … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: She Came In Through The Bathroom Window

Posted on July 11, 2008 by ubu507

Man’s DVD player stolen out of spite A 45-year-old Ann Arbor woman was arrested for breaking into an ex-boyfriend’s home Tuesday and stealing a DVD player in response to their recent break-up, police said. The 39-year-old homeowner … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Hell: The True Story Of An Altar Boy, A Cheerleader, And A Twisted Texas Murder by Kathryn Casey

Posted on July 9, 2008 by ubu507

Spoiler alert: The following reveals some details about the crime in question that the author withholds for dramatic effect. However, since this is a True Crime book about a fairly well known case, my sin is surely less egregious … Continue reading →

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To Our Valued Patrons

Posted on July 2, 2008 by ubu507

Hey sports fans, This is just a little note to let you know that UBU and his court are ascending northward to the big turtle to walk in the tracks of the Manitou and watch those crazy red, white and … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: Ypsilanti tea Party

Posted on July 1, 2008 by ubu507

3 arrested after restaurant scuffle Three Ypsilanti women were arrested early Saturday morning after a scuffle between two groups of women in which the participants threw dinner ware and utensils at each other in an Ypsilanti restaurant, police said. … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: One For The Road

Posted on June 28, 2008 by ubu507

Mom charged with fatal DUI visits bar after son’s funeral ERIE, Pa. — An Erie County woman charged in the drunk-driving death of her son went to a bar after his funeral instead of reporting back to jail, … Continue reading →

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