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Gala

Posted on January 21, 2009 by ubu507

Big gala at the art museum. She’s there holding the corner of an oversized check signifying an oversized contribution from the oversized donor holding the other corner, but nobody’s looking at him or his check, they’re transfixed by her in … Continue reading →

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my Inauguration Fantasy

Posted on January 20, 2009 by ubu507

My fantasy is that soon after the inauguration the aliens will come down in their saucers and reveal all the secrets of the universe to mankind. When asked why they came now they will reply Because you finally showed you … Continue reading →

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Buh-Bye Bush

Posted on January 17, 2009 by ubu507

WORST PRESIDENT EVER Is there anyone who’s not happy it’s the end of the Bush presidency? The only thing George was kind of good at was spinning the truth (a.k.a. lying). Now that reality can’t rain on his parade any … Continue reading →

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Legacy

Posted on January 16, 2009 by ubu507

Legacy At the old farmhouse A bunch of kids drop by Actual fans We start work on a Giant assemblage when One of them comes in And says Tekla’s outside Yeah? She won’t get out of the car … Continue reading →

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Rathskeller

Posted on January 14, 2009 by ubu507

A party in some big rathskeller, all women except (lucky) me. I mingle, methodically searching for Tekla from the front of the room to the back. I can’t find her, but there’s another woman who catches my eye, light, airy, … Continue reading →

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Quote Bag: Feral Innocence

Posted on January 13, 2009 by ubu507

I would like the morning to announce itself on her fair forehead before the sky dyes itself in pink, and as the day gradually wanes, for the shadow of evening to become denser between her eyelashes before it does … Continue reading →

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This Morning’s Paper

Posted on January 9, 2009 by ubu507

Ah, the morning paper! For as long as I can remember it’s been a part of my life, and the few times that it hasn’t been delivered or I’ve been in an uncivilized place that doesn’t provide one I’ve … Continue reading →

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The book of the Goddess edited by Carl Olson

Posted on January 7, 2009 by ubu507

This is another book I snagged at the library sale while ostensibly looking for something else. It’s meant to be a collection of essays about world goddesses for use in an introductory woman’s studies survey course. Although in general … Continue reading →

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A Slaying in the Suburbs: The Tara Grant Murder

Posted on January 3, 2009 by ubu507

I approached the stump area and inspected in a hole under the stump. When I laid down and looked into the hole, I saw what appeared to be human hair. After using a flashlight to look into the stump … Continue reading →

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Strange Things Are Happening Every Day

Posted on January 2, 2009 by ubu507

A concatenation of puzzling results from an alphabet soup of satellites and experiments has led a growing number of astronomers and physicists to suspect that they are getting signals from a shadow universe of dark matter that makes up … Continue reading →