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Quote Bag: E.T.A. Hoffman

Posted on March 4, 2009 by ubu507

If there is a malignant power that treacherously introduces a thread into our hearts, by means of which it then drags us along a dangerous, a ruinous path which we should never have trodden of our own accord, then … Continue reading →

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Out of Orlando

Posted on March 3, 2009 by ubu507

After a while in a place "where dreams come true" like Walt Disney World the question becomes – what’s real and what isn’t? Look at the WDW09 photo show to the right. Is that a real tiger or animatronic? … Continue reading →

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Where the chilly winds don’t blow

Posted on February 24, 2009 by ubu507

The Kid Next Door Name: Sandy Grit School: General Elementary Vocational, Taylor Grade:5 3 Questions: What is one thing most people don’t know about you? I guess about the voices. Where in the world would you most like to go … Continue reading →

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Fiat

Posted on February 21, 2009 by ubu507

By judicial fiat I drank the poison And now I’m In my old house Vertiginously Awaiting death

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Prom Night

Posted on February 20, 2009 by ubu507

Prom night It’s happening again What’s the rush The soul attains Between your Thighs

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The Tale of Three Movies

Posted on February 18, 2009 by ubu507

Just so they don’t kick me out of Ann Arbor I’ll preface by saying I did spend a month watching all the Oscar movies and was turned on by a lot of excellent flicks like The Wrestler, but come February Hollywood … Continue reading →

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Happy VD!

Posted on February 14, 2009 by ubu507

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The UBU Awards

Posted on February 13, 2009 by ubu507

And the UBU award for the least likely protagonist in a gritty, urban thriller goes to… PLAY: "EARTH AND SKY" 3 p.m., Ann Arbor Civic Theatre. Ann Arbor Civic Theatre’s Studio Series presents a gritty, urban thriller about … Continue reading →

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Quote Bag: Strangeness to Beauty

Posted on February 11, 2009 by ubu507

Begging him to wait a few moments, she stepped under the tree, looked up with an ineffable smile, and poured many roses out of her apron on the grass. She kneeled quietly beside it, but soon arose again and led … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: Chicken and Dumpings

Posted on February 10, 2009 by ubu507

DETROIT Who dumped all that chicken? Investigators are trying to determine who dumped a ton of frozen chicken on a city street. Police called the city’s Department of Public Works at 3:30 p.m. when they discovered about 30 boxes … Continue reading →

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