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Mona Lisa Attacked With a Teacup An angry Russian woman pulled a teacup out of her purse and threw it at the Mona Lisa on August 2, the Louvre said on Tuesday. The Leonardo masterpiece, which is protected by bulletproof … Continue reading →

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Something Dead

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More For The Extremely Bookish

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Tres Bookish: From The New Library of Alexandria Collection

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Quote Bag: The Virtue of his Vice

I gave up married women ‘Cause I heard it was a sin But now I’m back in Pittsburgh I might take them up again – Elvis Costello   To be young and full of poison in streets raining strychnine, moving … Continue reading →

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In All The World But One Has Six

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Crime Beat: A Complete Mystery and a Ypsilanti Hello

Well, I’m off to the ancestral home with the Prodigal to inspect the ruined towers and straighten out the Steelers in Latrobe, so I’m maintaining ubusilence for about a week. Here’s a double dip of Crime Beat to see you … Continue reading →

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Crime Beat: Wear Your Helmet!

FRASER Police: Game of Monopoly turns violent A game of Monopoly turned ugly when a Fraser man hit a friend in the side of the head when she refused to sell him Boardwalk and Park Place, Fraser police said. The … Continue reading →

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Book Bites

Warning: the following is not a parody or satire, but the authentic description of a forthcoming book published by a major publisher. The book in question is also not a parody or satire but a sincere testament to the fact that … Continue reading →

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One Eye

It seems like I’ve been slowly moving towards fewer words and more pictures, even though I think I have more talent and more to say in the former than the latter. I really try to put the words here and … Continue reading →

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