Crime Beat: No Parking MEANS (whack) NO PARKING

 

U-M security vehicle damaged

A University of Michigan housing security vehicle was damaged by someone who struck it with an uprooted parking sign near the Central Campus this morning, campus police reports said.

The windshield of the unoccupied vehicle was reportedly smashed shortly after 2 a.m. in the 900 block of South University Avenue. A U-M police report indicates a nearby sign that was uprooted was used and no suspect descriptions were available.

And here’s my favorite violation from The Restaurant Inspection report:

the inspector observed an employee accidentally spilling condensation from a fan onto a tray of unprotected desserts

 

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