Monthly Archives: May 2009

Crime Beat: The Scarlett Letter or The Collapsing Elderly Lady Event

  Scarlett is unfairly penalizing student   My daughter is a student at Scarlett Middle School. Students at the school are provided with a laptop for the school year for a $50 deductible. To make a long story short, my … Continue reading

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From The Shelves of the UBU Imperial Library

To all the groupies, who made this possible.

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Quote Bag: Forest Dark

  Footprints by Conrad Ferdinand Meyer   It was in our youth. I brought you Back to the neighbors’ house, where you were visiting, Through the small wood. The mist was trickling, You pulled up the hood of your traveling … Continue reading

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Lemmy Caution: On Miranda van Zelden

  from This Man is Dangerous by Peter Cheyney   All of which is very fine but it don’t get you no place an’ it don’t do anything about that smart jane Miranda van Zelden who is a baby who … Continue reading

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RadioFreeUBU

(Now a wholly owned subsidiary of)

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My Favorite Violations

  from this week’s Restaurant Inspections:   The ice bin had an accumulation of a powdery dust. Toxic cleaning materials were stored on a shelf above cups for customers’ drinks. Front shelf liner was of wrong material. The raised floor … Continue reading

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After R. Murray Gilchrist

  At the harvest-home Vain Rose danced Among the reapers

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UBU Indie Next

Lucky reader, I have decided to share with you my nominations for the American Booksellers Association’s "Indie Next" list. It’s something the ABA puts out there monthly to recommend new books based on the input of indie booksellers. This is … Continue reading

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