LIFE-SAVING BRA
Metal underwire deflects bullet
DETROIT – The metal underwire in a Detroit woman’s bra is being credited with deflecting a bullet fired at her during a break-in at a neighbor’s home.
Detroit police officer Leon Rashmaan says the 57-year-old woman apparently looked out her window Tuesday when one of three men fired the shot.
He says the slug smashed through her window pane before hitting the bra’s underwire. It did not penetrate her skin.
The suspects drove away after the shooting.
A Leak In The Safe 
Doesn’t the Single Bullet Theory hold that Jackie’s brassiere was hit after JFK’s neck/throat but before John Connally’s back?
Well, Jackie didn’t need an underwire….
I’ve only ever seen bras double as a wallet. Who knew?