The Kid Next Door
Name: Sandy Grit
School: General Elementary Vocational, Taylor
Grade:5
3 Questions:
What is one thing most people don’t know about you?
I guess about the voices.
Where in the world would you most like to go and why?
California, because there are a lot of celebrities out there I could take care of.
What was the happiest day of your life?
The day the voices told me how to take care of my parents real good.
On that note, we’ll be taking a brief hiatus from broadcasting RADIOFREEUBU.
I’m going down south
I’m going down south
Where the chilly winds don’t blow.
I have important meetings with Uncle Walt, Mickey M., Capt. Sparrow and Madame Leota.
Talk to ya in a week.
YR PAL,
UBU
A Leak In The Safe 
Bon voyage!Travelin’ Nigel Patel.
Vacation? In these troubled times? I’m not buying it. Are you providing some sort of essential service (i.e., Juju, Hoodoo, etc.) to the cryonariffic quasi-cadaverous Mr. Altway Isneyday?