Car Attendant
See the cold fool
Trying to be hot stuff
And his lardass associates
Like many fascists they try
To prove they’re fun guys
By wearing shorts
Exposing hairy trotters
A few problems with your Ford?
Is this your first contact
With human intelligence?
Did Heraclitus have to
Put up with this crap?
But like that philosopher said
It’s funny how quickly it shifts
First life’s curses then her gifts
A Honda crammed with beauty
17 year old driver calm knockout
Laughing gasping what’s she
Trying to say? That’s for you
And hands me a joint
Grand Turismo
Chariot of the goddesses
Legs so slim in faded jeans
(apply universally)
BMW woman bracelet cracking up
With a leather mini 100% soul
Heart tightening tights
Pursed lips alligator purse
Singing to the car stereo
Three singles she croons
But I fear she’s destined
To fall into degraded hands
Like Delphi sacked by Celts
279 BC
A Leak In The Safe 