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COMPLAINT

"NEW WORLD ORDER AGAINST MANKIND"

COUNT 1

Vast conspiracy through Defendant’s for New World Order forcing the Uniform Commercial Code "UCC" on my life. False pretences created the ALL CAPS of my flesh and blood name forcing me to do business with the DE FACTO / ENS LEGIS UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. The Defendant’s through subliminal messaging and RFID on star chips, combined with daily life technology suckers me into contract. The federal Reserve Bank is unconstitutional, federal reserve notes ( fiat money) are backed by no substance except the American Citizens "promise". .The Defendants are spreading this concept globally, preventing anyone from leaving this planet. Flights from travel agencies are suspended according to TRAVELOCITY.com.

George Bush is a time traveler, conspired with Duke of Normandy at Battle of Hastings 1066 A.D. to pervert the English Dictonary and Law .Admiral/Maritime Jurisdiction is hearing my complaint. The american flag is M.I.A. held hostage at FEMA camps

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COUNT 3

George W. Bush is the grand Iman of voodoo witch doctors turning humans to animals, sometimes plants. April 14Th, 2001 was witnessed seen together with United Nations Secreatry General Kofi Annan at a Falls Church Virginia smorgasbord, discussing top secret protocol, and Social Security as a Ponzi Scam.

Trading with Enemy Act of October 6th, 1917, yet George W. Bush and Defendants secretly sell inmates DNA on the international stock market including, but not limited to: HITLER’S SOCIALIST PARTY, GUERILLA ASIAN MOVEMENT, and on 3 occations the NIGERIAN JUNJAWEED’S.

COUNT 5

Defendant’s were involved with FCI WILLIAMSBURG’S construction,failing to the build an ANTI- UFO defense system, releasing staph infection in the water system, hiring Robotic correctional guards.

COUNT 6

The 14TH amendment of the Constitution was not ratified properly. Myself was not allowed a vote. Mysterious supernatural creatures drinking YOOHOO Condi Rice is a NASA created experiment, spreading false democracy. black / white race war.

HOUSE JOINT RESOLUTION 192 of June 5TH, 1933. Defendant’s planned Elizabeth Smarts kidnapping. George W. Bush intercepted on Federal Wiretap, on the final stages of a secret Government weather making machine.

COUNT 8

People acted-separately and together to accomplish the following:

* October 18TH, 2001- radiation released by United Airline Pilots

* January 9TH, 2004- hypnotherapists who advertise in newspapers

* December 25TH, 2002- price gouging citizens

Plaintiff’s back was injured. Was forced fed. Security and Exchanges commission

stole PLaintiff’s money. 2 ingrown toe nails. Missing americans at college

frat houses. Plaintiff "seeks relief in monetary amount set at beginning complaint

also granting this Honorable Court to impose a restraining order against George

W. Bush. Please also include Restraing order against Airforce one.