Greetingd,

Below my good friend of American extraction I hope that today finds you well in considerable Christian health. I’m afraid that perhaps you find this message slightly puzzling but I hope that you were not offended at the efforts of a fellow seeker of God to find matters for mutual benefit in the sundering of certain treasures that have migrated from my unhappy country. In the early days of 2000 in the seventh month of that year a fund was established by my countrymen in order to preserve their freedom, this fund was in the some of 200,000 billion dollars as well as additional funds in gold silver platinum and gold next watches.

Unfortunately, as you are no doubt aware if you peruse the papers or watch the cable television, my unhappy country has been the victim of repeated terrorist attack by those who do not love freedom and God-fearing Christian people. As a result the fund of which I spoke has been placed in the locker in the downtown Ypsilanti bus station and held in check room under the name of Mark Maynard, inventor of the Ypsipanty, a true hero and responsible champion of the children of tomorrow who was crippled and unable to walk by the craven King Numa during a pay per view steel cage match watched by millions of my countrymen. The only way that this fund can be redeemed is it a responsible person now residing in an area comprising or contingemt upon the continental United States is to get the key, open the locker and avail themselves of these vast sums.

I would like you like it or to be this person. I’ve long prayed to the Christian God and his son upon the cross to guide me finding a true Christian person to help me inspire them with this fast wealth. The key of which I spoke can only be redeemed at the cost of a mere fraction of this gigantic fortune. Unfortunately, due to the significant problems of my terrorist haunted homeland only one of those was able to send me a money order cash or Rolex watches will be able to open this locker as my own funds are now in the hands of a close personal friend of Satan who is known as King Numa the chief terrorist of whom I referenced previously and a replica key can only be produced by the actions of a certain locksmith of my acquaintance who must be lightly remunerated by the funds that you will graciously provide and which will soon be restored into your hands multiple times over by the grace of our good lord. I trust that you will be discreet as this matter best left out of the hands of the taxing authorities would rob us blind and steal our Christian money which God has intended us to have a help us and succor us in our own free faith.

I know that the Christian God of whom we both revere would not steer my missive to one with sick jests cast in any way contrary to the will of our award a conforming to plan of the terrorists and state. So please, in order to assure the vast sums soon be coming your way make a providential withdrawal from your bank account and immediately forward the sums to me in order and I may facilitate a fortune which will soon be coming your way.

Yours in the memory of a patriotic world ruled over by wealth, happiness and our faithful religion of the never forgot.

Didlob A’ Doupa

Director of the fund for instant enrichment