Well, here’s the monthly round up of the strangest sounding micro press and self published books. Read the actual descriptions penned by the authors – this is all true – I couldn’t make up the name Tami Hotard, much less Dismas Latronum. 

Arrows by Buck Young (Sunpiper Media Publishing)

Pastor Stuart Kerr relocates his family to a little mountain town where he, his wife, and their children witness the divine coincidences of God and the lurking deceptions of evil. The children unknowingly are swept deep into the world of pornography in this harrowing yet uplifting story of the resilient and resourceful deliverance God gives to his faithfully unaware. (Religious Fiction)

by Brandy Lea Carter (Allwrite Publishing)

As a former lesbian, the Christian author dispels the myth that a woman can please another woman better than a man can. She shares her multi-orgasm techniques that encompass far more than just foreplay. (Love/Sex/Marriage)

The Dictates of Destiny by Royce Hall (Sid Harta Publishers)

From bizarre happenings in his life and close brushes with death, Hall comes to believe he is being watched over by a guardian angel for the express purpose of imparting a message of great significance on behalf of the Creator. This compelling read is told with pathos, candor, and philosophical wit. (Biography/Autobiography)

by Tami Hotard (Helm Publishing)

A well-intentioned reporter becomes a story chaser in love with the joie de vivre of one man, Pat O’Brien, inventor of the Hurricane cocktail. Surrounded by moral decay, addiction, and unreliable sources, the author, often inebriated herself, struggles to stay focused, and be as respectful as a noble savage can be. (Biography/Autobiography)

The Lost Epistle of Jesus by Evan Drake Howard (Xulon Press)

Nothing terrifies Judith Silva more than the prospect of a passionless marriage. She knows she must choose: Does she love Dismas Latronum, the passionate Zealot, or his brother Gabriel, the sensitive merchant? All three seem doomed to jealousy, rage, and despair–until they read an epistle written by an insightful Galilean Rabbi. (Fiction)

by Elizabeth MacDonald Burrows (Seaboard Press)

The author describes the journey of a modern corporate womans search for God, which leads her into the greatest heights of mystic vision–oneness with the Creative Principal of the Universe, known as Cosmic Consciousness. This work takes the reader beyond the portals of mortality to reveal an unseen kingdom that few on earth have experienced. (Biography/Autobiography)

by Jazz Catrell (Prioritybooks Publications)

Catrell pens a hard-hitting erotic tale about a woman conflicted between pursuing a coworker or maintaining her marriage. After she hires Travis, Jessica finds herself changing from upstanding and happily married to an oversexed, overheated, and hot between the legs adulteress. (Adult Fiction)

by Alan Grossman (Piera Press)

Set in a New York corporate world threatened by apocalyptic fire, this story focuses on a business tycoon and a "freak" janitor who compete for love from the same woman and for immortality. (Fiction)

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