RadioFreeUBU: a brief introduction

The Old Book
The Book to Destroy Books
The Great Book
The Book to be as God
 
Another terrifying achievement by "the boy from Armagedeon"
The author of "God’s Diary" and "As the Knife Turns"

A trip to the edge for Miss and Matron
Appropriate for Homes*Schools*Churches

Containing the mysterious riches of the midwest
Weird thrill parties and a debutant’s nightmare

Featuring:
Will*Secrecy*Imagination
Underground Alien Bases
and
The sand paintings of the Navajo Shooting Chant

Exotic! Peppy! Exciting!
Democratic and Fearless!
Testing the limits of de-fusing

Now with Flaming Neon Space Kittens
Insidious Chemical Experimentation
And Smoke Over the Madonna

"People of Earth! You are becoming fourth dimensional
Whether you are ready or not."
— OX-HO

"If there be any person — any one of this land, or any one, Nubian, Kushite or Syrian, who removeth this writing, ot carrieth it away as a thief, let none approach to them, nor give to them of cooling water, nor let them breathe the zephyrs, nor permit to remain to them son nor daughter of their begetting, nor let the name of such a one be mentioned in the land if they be born, nor let them behold the beams of the sun.

But if there be a person, any one whomsoever, who beholdeth this writing and causes my soul and my name to become established among those who are blessed, let this be done for them likewise after their final arriving (at the end of life’s voyage) in recompense for what was done by them for me, Isis."

— Hymn To OSIRIS-SOKAR

WARNING: A CLASS X FELONY!

NOW AN HBO MOVIE STARRING FISHBONE LARRY!!

"The artist is sexual because he gives forth emanations."
–Otto Weininger

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